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Superintendent responds after former Teacher of the Year apologizes for 'bad joke' about Mitch McConnell - wtvr.com

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RICHMOND, Va. -- A Richmond educator who was named the best teacher in America last year has apologized for a social media posting that seemed to encourage violence against Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.

“Who are Mitch McConnell’s neighbors?” Rodney Robinson tweeted Wednesday. “I’m just saying Rand Paul’s neighbor did what a true Kentucky hero should do. It’s your turn to step up.”

Senator Rand Paul was assaulted by one of his neighbors in 2017. He suffered six broken ribs and had to have part of his lung removed.

Paul’s wife later responded saying she was disgusted by the tweet and flagged it to Jack Dorsey, the head of Twitter.

Robinson has since deleted the tweet, and he has posted an apology on his Medium website Thursday morning.

“I recently made a bad joke on Twitter about Rand Paul’s fight with his neighbors in relation to Mitch McConnell’s neighbors and I was wrong for that,” the statement reads, in part. “No one should be assaulted. Due to my ignorance of the situation, I didn’t know Rand Paul was seriously injured in the altercation. I apologize for making light of his injuries. I do not advocate for violence against Mitch McConnell.”

Robinson was named the National Teacher of the Year in 2019. At the time, he taught history to students inside the Richmond Juvenile Detention Center.

Earlier this year, he was named senior adviser for Richmond Public Schools. He is also a member of Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney’s Education Compact Team and the Task Force to Reimagine Public Safety.

WTVR CBS 6 reached out to Richmond Public Schools (RPS) for a statement. Officials pointed to a tweet from RPS Superintendent Jason Kamras posted Thursday morning.

“RPS doesn’t condone violence of any kind. Period,” Kamras’ tweet reads. “Thank you to Rodney Robinson for this heartfelt apology. Words matter – across the political spectrum.”

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Best New Year's jokes 2021: Funniest puns, memes, and one-liners - Metro.co.uk

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‘Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.’ A bit of Lord Tennyson to start the New Year’s Eve celebrations off with a high-brow tone.

It’ll only get lower from here, though.

As countries around the world already celebrate the start of the New Year, it’s not too long until the UK welcomes in 2021.

To celebrate, we’ve collected a selection of quotes, memes and more.

The best social media memes to celebrate 2021

New Year’s jokes and one-liners

We can’t let this year end: That would be admitting that 2020-won.

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow.

For those who know they’ll never follow through on their resolutions…

‘Good resolutions are simply cheques that men draw on a bank where they have no account.’ Oscar Wilde

‘A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.’ Unknown

Motivational quotes for the New Year

‘Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.’ Albert Einstein

‘A new heart for a New Year, always!’ Charles Dickens

‘Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.’ Oprah Winfrey

‘Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New Year find you a better man.’ Benjamin Franklin

MORE : What are the lyrics to Auld Lang Syne, what does it mean and why do we sing it on New Year’s Eve?

MORE : New Year quotes, messages and wishes to send to start 2021

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Happy New Year 2021: 10 Funny Memes, Wishes and Messages About NEW YEAR That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud - Times of India

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As one year ends and the new one approaches, it's a time for contemplation and celebration. People reflect on how their year went- it's ups and downs and what they can take away from all the experiences. They resolve to better in the year ahead and often high hopes for it. The hopes are particularly high this year as the past year has been hard on everyone for various reasons.
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Everyone seems to think that the new year will bring new luck and are certainly acting as if it is and planning for it.
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While hope is good, it's best to be realistic as well. The vaccine is in early stages and new strains of Covid have been discovered so chances are this year will not be too different from the last.
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Big New Years celebrations are not a good idea to maintain health.

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Still hope and humour are important to help one process and deal with such times in a positive way. Here are some memes and messages to send your loved ones.

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Think positive and stay safe. Happy 2021!
2021

Messages:

You are the most treasured person in my life, beloved. I promise to be a better person for you in the upcoming year. Happy New Year, angel! Happy New Year 2021!

It has been a gift to be able to share so many incredible moments with you this year! I cannot wait to see what more life has to offer in 2021.

New beginnings are in order and you are bound to feel some level of wonder as new experiences come your way. Happy New Year 2021!

The new year begins, let us pray,


That it be a year of healing, health and happiness,
& the abundance of love and faith
God bless you through out the new year.
Happy 2021
A hard year is behind us, lets pray and work for a better one ahead. Happy 2021!
Heres to a year of growth, fun and love. Happy 2021!
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Happy New Year 2021: 10 Funny Memes, Wishes and Messages About NEW YEAR That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud - Times of India

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‘Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.’ A bit of Lord Tennyson to start the New Year’s Eve celebrations off with a high-brow tone.

It’ll only get lower from here, though.

As countries around the world already celebrate the start of the New Year, it’s not too long until the UK welcomes in 2021.

To celebrate, we’ve collected a selection of quotes, memes and more.

The best social media memes to celebrate 2021

New Year’s jokes and one-liners

We can’t let this year end: That would be admitting that 2020-won.

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’ll start tomorrow.

For those who know they’ll never follow through on their resolutions…

‘Good resolutions are simply cheques that men draw on a bank where they have no account.’ Oscar Wilde

‘A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.’ Unknown

Motivational quotes for the New Year

‘Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.’ Albert Einstein

‘A new heart for a New Year, always!’ Charles Dickens

‘Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.’ Oprah Winfrey

‘Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New Year find you a better man.’ Benjamin Franklin

MORE : What are the lyrics to Auld Lang Syne, what does it mean and why do we sing it on New Year’s Eve?

MORE : New Year quotes, messages and wishes to send to start 2021

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January 01, 2021 at 03:50AM
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2020 review: the funniest viral Twitter moments of the year - Stylist Magazine

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’Twas the aftermath of the US election and Maxime Switek, a journalist from French news station BFM TV, was reporting live outside the White House.

Suddenly, a shirtless reveler pops into the frame, donning a faux French accent. “I’ve been to France. It’s beautiful!” he exclaims. “I ate escargot. I love a croissant, hon hon hon, I love an omelet du fromage, hon hon hon, hon hon hon.”

Just when we thought the story couldn’t get any better, Forbes identified the excitable Francophile as 30-year-old DC resident Meka, who explained in a statement that he loves French culture, and had taken off his shirt after getting drenched in champagne.

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December 31, 2020 at 06:20PM
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2020 review: the funniest viral Twitter moments of the year - Stylist Magazine

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30 great New Year jokes and quotes - Telegraph.co.uk

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Mark Twain (1835-1910), author of Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawer, in a letter to Virginia City Territorial Enterprise in January 1863

“New Year's Day: now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual . . . New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls, and humbug resolutions.”

Albert Einstein (1879-1955), the German-born physicist who developed the general theory of relativity, asked for his New Year resolution

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”

W H Auden (1907-1973), poet and essayist

“The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.”

When Harry Met Sally – what Billy Crystsal's character Harry says to Sally (Meg Ryan) in the 1989 American romantic comedy film written by Nora Ephron

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“It's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”

Ogden Nash, American poet (1902-1971)

“Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?”

Charlie Brown’s response to Patricia 'Peppermint Patty' Reichardt's question, “Have you made any New Year's resolutions, Chuck?" The dialogue was in a 1986 animated TV special based upon the popular comic strip Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz

“You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”

William Holden, who played Joe Gillis in Sunset Boulevard

“This is New Year's Eve. How about living it up a little?”

In Memoriam, by Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1809-1892)

“Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.”

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900), playwright and poet

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“Good resolutions are simply cheques that men draw on a bank where they have no account.”

Helen Fielding (1958)- in her 1996 novel Bridget Jones (above, Renée Zellweger, who received an Academy Award nomination for playing Bridget in the film adaptation)

“Dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.”

PJ O’Rourke (1947-) is is an American political satirist, journalist and author

“The proper behaviour all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.”

English author Neil Gaiman (1960-)

“Whatever it is you’re scared of doing, Do it. Make your mistakes, next year and forever.” 

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1913), American author of The Devil’s Dictionary, who also described New Year Year as “An Idiotic holiday contrivance dedicated to frenetic group stupidity"

“YEAR: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.”

Charles Dickens (1812-1870), in The Chimes

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“A new heart for a New Year, always!”

Poet John Clare (1793-1864)

“Old papers thrown away, Old garments cast aside, The talk of yesterday, Are things identified; But time once torn away, No voices can recall: The eve of New Year's Day Left the Old Year lost to all.”

TV host and comedian Jay Leno (1950-), who also joked: “New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.”

“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.”

James Agate (1877-1947), critic

“New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”

Homer Simpson

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“You want me to spend more time with Dad? What about my New Year's resolution?”

John Dos Passos (1896-1970), controversial American writer, author of The 42nd Parallel (1930), 1919 (1932), and The Big Money (1936)

“The stupid years patter on with unrelenting feet, never stopping, rising to little monotonous peaks in our imaginations at festivals like New Year's.”

TV host Oprah Winfrey 

“Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.”

Andre Gide (1869-1951), French author and winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1947

“But can one still make resolutions when one is over 40? I live according to 20-year-old habits.”

GK Chesterton (1874-1936), English writer, poet and lay theologian

“The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.”

Actor Zach Galifianakis (1969-), star of the Hangover films

“This year my New Year's resolution is to stop saying ‘Seacrest out!’ after I ejaculate.”

One of America's Founding Fathers, Benjamin Franklin, in the 1755 Poor Richard's Almanac

“Be at War with your Vices, at Peace with your Neighbours, and let every New Year find you a better man.”

Joey Adams (1911-1999), American Comedian and author of the book Borscht Belt

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!”

Baseball star Dave Beard, seen here celebrating during a game for Oakland Athletics against Kansas City in 1981

“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.”

Actress and writer Catherine O’Hara 

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“I know. I’m lazy. But I made myself a New Year’s resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have until next December, right?”

The Children of Men by PD James is set on New Year’s Day, 2021. Not recommended as a cheery read to start the New Year.

“The last human being to be born on earth was killed in a pub brawl.”

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“A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.”

Poet Robert Burns (1759-1796)

“Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and days of auld lang syne? For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne, We'll take a cup o' kindness yet, For auld lang syne.”

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30 great New Year jokes and quotes - Telegraph.co.uk

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Funny New Year Quotes: Hilarious Sayings To Usher In 2021 - International Business Times

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New Year is around the corner, and everyone hopes 2021 would treat them better than the past year.

Here are some funny quotes – courtesy Brainy QuoteThoughtCo and Bustle – to share with your loved ones or just read and laugh as you step into 2021. 

1. "New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions." — Mark Twain

2. "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." — Bill Vaughan

3. "The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to." — P. J. O'Rourke

4. "New Year's Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." — Mark Twain

5. "Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average…which means, you have met your New Year's resolution." — Jay Leno

6. “New Year's Day is every man's birthday." — Charles Lamb

7. "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." — James Agate

8. "Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account." — Oscar Wilde

9. "I would say Happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder." — Robert Clark

10. "Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that." — Judith Christ

11. “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald

12. “A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.” — Phil McGraw

13. “I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Year’s resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right?” — Catherine O'Hara

14. “To be an ideal guest, stay at home.” — E. W. Howe

15. “My New Year's Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.” — Nia Vardalos

16. "He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool." — F.M. Knowles

17. "I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me." — Anais Nin

18. "New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive." — Jay Leno

19. “Out with the old, in with the new” is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.” — Andy Borowitz

20. "I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser." — Robert Paul

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Tony Hawk shares funny story about going unrecognized during COVID-19 test - thescore.com

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Tony Hawk continues to prove himself as a difficult celebrity to identify in public.

The skateboarding legend has tweeted numerous times about being mistaken for someone else, and he shared another story early Thursday after getting tested for COVID-19 with two of his children.

Hawk said the woman proceeded to point them toward their "swabber" and they all tested negative.

The 52-year-old has previously been told he looks like quarterback Tom Brady and was once mistaken for former cyclist Lance Armstrong. It doesn't bother him, though.

"The misconception is that I'm complaining that I don't get recognized. I don't really care. I don't expect anyone to know who I am," Hawk told PeopleTV in February. "I grew up as a skateboarder when skateboarding was not cool, so none of that stuff is what I was aspiring to. But when it does happen, I think it's funny to share."

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'Jeopardy!' star Ken Jennings apologizes for past 'insensitive' tweets and jokes: 'I screwed up' - Entertainment Weekly

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60 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Year - HuffPost

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Woof — it’s been a loooooong year.

The year 2020 left many of us feeling like indoor cats, gazing out our windows at the outside world. And when we did go outside, it was hard not to feel like our dogs, overjoyed with happiness to go on a simple walk.

But for many of us, our furry, four-legged friends helped us get through this cat-astrophic, mother pupper of a year. They purred, they nuzzled and they muzzled our existential dread by making us roll over in laughter.

So in honor of these unsung heroes of 2020 — who are blissfully unaware that 2020 left many of us humans feeling like chew toys with the squeaker pulled out — here are 60 of the funniest tweets about cats and dogs this year.

And enjoy. It’s truly what we all knead right meow.

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Wednesday, December 30, 2020

New Year's Eve Jokes to Ring in 2021 With Humor - Distractify

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Even though 2020 felt like the longest year in the history of ever, it is somehow about to be over. 2021 is right around the corner, and we couldn't possibly be more ready to say goodbye to 2020. (In fact, most of us were probably ready to say goodbye to 2020 back in March.)

We're guessing that this year — perhaps more than any other year — you could use a good laugh to make sure you start the new year off on the right foot. That's why we found these jokes for you!

Here are 26 New Year's Eve jokes that'll make for better conversation than sharing resolutions everyone knows you won't actually follow. 

New Year's Eve Dad Jokes

1. My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey. 

2. Every year on New Year's Eve, when everyone's counting down the final 10 seconds to ring in the new year, I get up off the couch and stand up. I stand up and raise my left leg and just leave it raised for a little while until the countdown finishes and midnight strikes, so that I always start the new year off on the right foot.

3. New Year? I just got used to this last one!

4. My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are.

5. "I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year." — A dad on New Year's Eve

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6. A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. 

7. My New Year's resolution is 1080p.

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8. If 2020 was a person, I'd sue him for pain and suffering and lost wages. 

9. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions. 

10. This New Year's I resolve to be less awesome since that is really the only thing I do in excess. 

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11. My New Year's resolution is to break my New Year's resolutions. That way I succeed at something! 

12. New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar. 

13. My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain 10 pounds so I look skinnier.

14. I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

15. I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year.

16. My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.

17. An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

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New Year's Eve Jokes for Adults

18. On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.

Well, as the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.

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19. If you're born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a bang! 

20. What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking. 

21. Where can you find comedians on New Year's Eve? Waiting for the punchline. 

22. A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, "Happy New Year, everybody." "It's June, you drunk," replies the waiter.

The drunk man looks at his watch and says, "Oh my god, my wife is going to kill me! I have never been so late in my life!"

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23. Every New Year’s Day, I have the same question: “How did I get home?”

24. My brother's New Year's resolution is to move out of my parents' house. You'd think after 49 years, he'd try another one.

25. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year's Eve. One was charged and the other was let off. 

26. What do you call always wanting a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security. 

Happy 2021! Here's hoping this one will be better than the last — which is a pretty low bar to clear, if we're being honest!

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Review: ‘Yearly Departed’ offers a funny, endearing souvenir of a terrible year - SF Chronicle Datebook

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About 60% of the jokes land in “Yearly Departed,” an Amazon special premiering Wednesday, Dec. 30, that gathers top female comics (plus the actress who plays Mrs. Maisel) to eulogize 2020, a year that mercifully ends this week.

But the special’s appeal goes beyond the laughs. Its individual eulogies — saying goodbye to some long-running aspect of life that 2020 squashed — share a relatability factor. “Yearly Departed” also benefits from being freshly made content that reflects the moment.

Relatability — fuel for the career of “Yearly Departed” comic Tiffany Haddish — is gold in 2020 because we all experienced this hideous year together. Or at least half of us were together in despising the other half.

Tiffany Haddish in “Yearly Departed.” Photo: Nicole Wilder, Amazon Studios

Either way, millions of people can sympathize with Haddish’s mock-tearful goodbye to casual sex in “Yearly Departed.” Haddish sells this routine with characteristic enthusiasm and frankness (the special is rated TV-MA) and by mentioning a novel kind of pandemic “pod” that gives new meaning to shared resources.

The audience probably also will nod in appreciation at “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” star Rachel Brosnahan’s bit about bidding permanent farewell to pants, which proved optional in 2020. An executive producer here, along with starring in Amazon’s “Maisel” series and Amazon Original film “I’m Your Woman,” Brosnahan is an honorary Bezos at this point. She’s also a pretty effective stand-up, turning down the Midge oomph only slightly in “Yearly Departed.”

Review: Rachel Brosnahan stars as a gangster’s wife on the run in ‘I’m Your Woman’

Rachel Brosnahan in “Yearly Departed.” Photo: Nicole Wilder, Amazon Studios

Brosnahan’s remarks clearly are meant for the female comics in the room and not Jeffrey Toobin. The just-us-gals spirit of this project, directed by Linda Mendoza (“Tiffany Haddish Presents: They Ready”), extends to its can-I-get-an-amen call-and-response format.

The only hitch in the format is that individual reaction shots of the comics as they supposedly sit in the audience to watch their peers rarely match the action at the podium. They clearly were shot at a different time. But rather than come off as canned, these moments endear. The makers of “Yearly Departed” apparently did their best to create a sense of spontaneity despite COVID-19 filming protocols.

Phoebe Robinson in “Yearly Departed.” Photo: Nicole Wilder, Amazon Studios

The special’s obvious if sometimes awkward newness is an asset. So much of the entertainment we consumed during the past several months has been bittersweet, because it was made pre-pandemic. Scenes of crowded concerts and bars serve as their own kind of eulogy. “Yearly Departed,” by contrast, seems hopeful.

Phoebe Robinson (HBO’s “2 Dope Queens”) gets in a few good lines while emceeing this farewell to what she calls a “56-month-long” year. Comic Patti Harrison’s (“Shrill”) routine is the least weighty in the special, but she nails the delivery. Sarah Silverman and Natasha Leggero, usually among the bigger controversy-stirrers in a room, offer what for them is muted commentary.

Patti Harrison in “Yearly Departed.” Photo: Nicole Wilder, Amazon Studios

Others are more pointed. Ziwe (YouTube’s “Baited With Ziwe”) skewers the corporate lip service that has accompanied 2020’s racial reckoning. Natasha Rothwell (brilliant as Kelli on HBO’s “Insecure”) eulogizes television cops, who have enjoyed years of being presented as heroic crime solvers. “How cute,” Rothwell says sweetly.

The humor in “Yearly Departed” never approaches the intensity of the real-life hellscape of 2020. Timing is everything here, too. It’s been nearly 20 years since Sept. 11, 2001, yet it still seems “too soon” for jokes related to that tragedy. Any attempt to truly “roast” 2020 while it’s still happening would come off as obscene.

M“Yearly Departed”: Comedy special. Directed by Linda Mendoza. Begins streaming Wednesday, Dec. 30, on Amazon Prime.

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Twitter users find the funny side as Midlands, North and South West enter Tier 4 - Daily Mail

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Twitter users have found the funny side with large areas of the Midlands, North and South West set to join London and the South East in Tier 4.

Health Secretary Matt Hancock announced the new last review of coronavirus rules in the Commons today, meaning more than three-quarters of England will be under the harshest restrictions from tomorrow.

All remaining areas - barring just 2,000 people on the Isles of Scilly - are being escalated to Tier 3, including Liverpool, previously seen as an example of how to cope with the disease.

It comes as a crushing blow to many who will have been making plans to celebrate the end of 2020 and the start of 2021, with the phrase 'Happy New Tier' trending on the social media site.

Others joked that they were looking to move to the Isles of Scilly, which has a tiny population and remains in Tier 1, which allows socialising inside homes and pubs.

Twitter users have found the funny side with large areas of the Midlands, North and South West set to join London and the South East in Tier 4

Twitter users have found the funny side with large areas of the Midlands, North and South West set to join London and the South East in Tier 4

One user suggested Health Secretary Matt Hancock should have announced the news slightly differently

One user suggested Health Secretary Matt Hancock should have announced the news slightly differently 

The phrase 'happy new tier' was trending on the social media site this afternoon as hundreds cracked jokes

The phrase 'happy new tier' was trending on the social media site this afternoon as hundreds cracked jokes

One user painted a picture of what is likely to be a solemn New Year's Eve across England

One user painted a picture of what is likely to be a solemn New Year's Eve across England

One user suggested the attempt was futile while schools and colleges are allowed to open

One user suggested the attempt was futile while schools and colleges are allowed to open

Others were quick to remember the reaction of others when London was placed in Tier 4

Others were quick to remember the reaction of others when London was placed in Tier 4

One user joked: 'Is tier 4 the one where we all get DIY haircuts again, only I'm starting to lose the plot with it all now?'

One user joked: 'Is tier 4 the one where we all get DIY haircuts again, only I'm starting to lose the plot with it all now?'

'Welcome to our world northerners' was a sentiment shared by many earlier this afternoon

'Welcome to our world northerners' was a sentiment shared by many earlier this afternoon

Making clear that hopes for a return to normality now hang on massively scaling up the vaccine rollout, Mr Hancock claimed regulatory approval for the Oxford/University AstraZeneca jab means the crisis can be 'over' by Spring.

However, if the government manages to crank up vaccinations to two million doses a week, it will still take months to cover enough of the population to ease restrictions safely.

Pointing to rapidly increasing infections thought to be driven by the mutant Covid, Mr Hancock told the Commons: 'Sharply rising cases and the hospitalisations that follow demonstrate the need to act where the virus is spreading.'

He said the majority of new cases recorded yesterday 'are believed to be the new variant'.

Mr Hancock added: 'Unfortunately, this new variant is now spreading across most of England and cases are doubling fast.

'It is therefore necessary to apply Tier 4 measures to a wider area, including the remaining parts of the South East, as well as large parts of the Midlands, the North West, the North East and the South West.'

Others joked that they were looking to move to the Isles of Scilly, which has a tiny population and remains in Tier 1, which allows socialising inside homes and pubs

Others joked that they were looking to move to the Isles of Scilly, which has a tiny population and remains in Tier 1, which allows socialising inside homes and pubs

One said: 'Those 4 people who live on the Isle of Scilly are going to have a banging New Year's Eve aren't they?'

One said: 'Those 4 people who live on the Isle of Scilly are going to have a banging New Year's Eve aren't they?'

Another added: 'To be living on the Isle of Scilly right now, they're laughing at the rest of us in the UK for sure'

Another added: 'To be living on the Isle of Scilly right now, they're laughing at the rest of us in the UK for sure'

Delivering more bad news, Mr Hancock said almost all the country will be under the top two brackets.

'Even in most areas not moving into Tier 4, cases are rising too, and it is therefore necessary to apply Tier 3 measures more broadly too – including in Liverpool and North Yorkshire,' he said.

'The rest of Yorkshire remains in Tier 3. These changes will take effect from 00:01 tomorrow morning.

'The new variant means that three quarters of the population are now going to be in Tier 4 and almost all of the country in Tiers 3 and 4.

'And I know that Tier 3 and 4 measures place a significant burden on people, and especially on businesses affected, but I am afraid it is absolutely necessary because of the number of cases that we've seen.'

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