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'Welcome back': Ligon Middle School creates funny video for students - WRAL.com

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— Ligon Middle School Principal Gary Duvall made a funny music video to bring smiles to his students' faces.

Until at least Oct. 22, all students in the Wake County Public School System are attending school virtually. Teachers miss seeing their students in person -- so they made a video to welcome them back.

First, you hear the Mister Rogers "It's a Wonderful Day in the Neighborhood" theme song as Mr. Duvall walks into his office and hangs his coat on the door. "It's going to be a wonderful day for so many reasons, because students, we're back," he says as he puts on his comfy shoes -- his Nike sneakers.

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Then you hear the "Welcome Back, Kotter," theme song and Mr. Duvall breaks out into a dance -- and a rap about what school is like during COVID-19.

Several other staff members contribute their own musical talents, and others simply say "welcome back" to the students they missed over the summer.

The video ends with: "We miss all of our Little Blues! Have a great start to remote learning! We are #ALLin4LIGON #inthistogether."

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80 Hilarious Instagram Group Chat Names To Call Your Meme Team - Elite Daily

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Half of your time on Instagram might be spent watching your friends' Insta stories, saving dreamy travel photos, and sharing your own content. The rest of the time, you're sending your besties hilarious memes and silly videos that have special meaning. For friends who make each other LOL on the reg, you need some funny Instagram group chat names to make your sharing crew Insta #official.

These humans make up your number one squad for a reason. You share the same or similar sense of humor, which is why you're so quick to send any post that makes you giggle. By now, you know how much easier it is to share posts and text your friends with a chosen group chat name. Though, it can't just be any random or generic name. You want to pick something witty that truly fits the vibe of your clique, which is why these 80 funny group chat names just might be the way to go.

There are a ton of puns and hilarious references to choose from, so go for that one name on the list that instantly makes everyone laugh out loud the most. Once you've got an official Insta name, feel free to send all the adorable cat videos and hilarious baking fails your heart desires.

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1. I'd Double Tap That

2. We Do It For The 'Gram

3. 'Gram Game On Point

4. Send Your Cat Videos Here

5. The Meme Team

6. Sisterhood Of The Traveling Insta

7. Mermaid For The 'Gram

8. Swipe Up For Fun

9. Gif Girls

10. Very Important Posts

11. We Were Insta Friends

12. Too InstaGlam To Give An InstaDamn

13. We Love Insta Mac 'N' Cheese

14. Keep Your Eyes On The Fries

15. Selfie Squad

16. Donut Enter

17. A Pizza Gossip Inside

18. My Insta Peeps

19. Let's Taco 'Bout Insta

20. Pawesome Instas

21. Can't Meme With Us

22. Giggle Group

23. The Spice Girls Of Insta

24. You Guac My Insta

25. Peach Please

26. Whale Hello There

27. We're Waffle-y Cute

28. Only Instagram Models Beyond This Point

29. Spilling The Tea

30. Spread Hap-Bey-Ness

31. Express Yourselfie

32. Souper Selfies

33. #NoFilter Needed

34. Felt Cute, Might Be BFFs Forever

35. We’re Fur Real

36. The Cat's Meows

37. She Believe She Could, Sushi Did

38. Good Chives Only

39. We're Being Insta-Hams

40. Give 'Em Pumpkin To Talk About

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41. Nailed It

42. [Fire Emoji] Only

43. The LOLs In This Chat Are Astronomical

44. Smells Like Meme Spirit

45. Meme-Age Dream

46. We Scream For Ice Meme

47. Droppin' Beets

48. My Best Memes

49. Have A Mug-nificent Day

50. Practice What You Peach

51. Gouda Instas

52. Love Ya'll So Matcha

53. You Make My Heart Saur [Dinosaur Emoji]

54. You're Sodium Funny

55. The Blah Blah Blahs

56. Yogurta Be Kidding Me

57. Cerealsly The Best

58. You Meme So Much To Me

59. Reely Good Friends

60. Reel Talk

61. Story Of My Life

62. Insta Famous

63. Chai There

64. The Chamber Of Secrets

65. Lava My Insta Friends

66. Ketchup With Friends

67. Purrfect Instas

68. Meow Insta Crew

69. We Share Because We Care

70. Aloha My Beaches

71. You Haddock Me At Hello, Beaches

72. You Butter Send Memes

73. We're So Meme

74. Non-Stop Notifications

75. Taylor's Squad Wishes They Were Us

76. Peaches And Meme

77. Party Thyme

78. Ship Of Memes

79. Sips Tea

80. Meme Queens

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Sigrid Nunez Follows ‘The Friend’ With a Sorrowful, Funny Novel About Death - The New York Times

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It takes something more than intelligence to be able to write intelligently. It requires something closer to echolocation, an acute sense, in mid-flight, of where you are.

Is this sort of intelligence, Michael Kinsley asked in his book about aging, merely an extra spritz of some chemical in the brain? Whatever it is, Sigrid Nunez has it. When I open one of her novels, I almost always know immediately: This is where I want to be.

“What Are You Going Through” is Nunez’s follow-up to “The Friend,” which won a National Book Award in 2018. That novel had a big dog on the front. This one has a small cat.

Animal fanciers: Keep it together. The cat in Nunez’s novel is appealing (it wryly narrates the experience of being thrown into a dumpster) but the role it plays is sub-Guildensternish.

“What Are You Going Through” is a short novel, set roughly in the present. It’s as good as “The Friend,” if not better. The primal question it asks is this: If a terminally ill friend asked you to be with them, in another room, while they took the pills that would end their life, would you say yes or no? Either answer has its moral hazards.

The terminally ill friend in this novel resembles Susan Sontag, whom Nunez knew and wrote about in a memoir titled “Sempre Susan.” This friend is an intimidating writer; she lives in New York City; before chemotherapy, she had important hair.

This unnamed friend is, as Sontag was, a critic of illness culture. About the notion that cancer is an opportunity for spiritual growth, she asks, “Who wants to die listening to that crap.”

Some days the friend worries her death will be painful; other days she fears it will merely be a bore. The contingency of existence is an amazement to her, and difficult to metabolize. She wants to find a nice house in which to end her life. She doesn’t want it to be in a red state.

This novel has sorrow in it. It’s also quite funny. We bumble our way toward death as we bumble toward everything. Is it gauche to stay around longer than you were supposed to? One observer refers to the two friends, out in the New England Airbnb they rent, as characters in a sitcom, “Lucy and Ethel Do Euthanasia.”

The narrator, also unnamed, is a writer in late middle age who is, in the modern manner, unable to get any work done. We don’t learn a lot about her. She is, like one of Rachel Cusk’s detached narrators, attuned to the stories of others, people she meets at her gym, at her apartment building and elsewhere.

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Many of the stories she hears and weighs are about aging, particularly among women. One woman, who was once considered beautiful, says: “You don’t even know how privileged you are. Then one day it all disappears. Actually, it happens gradually. You begin to notice certain things. Heads no longer turn when you pass by, people you meet don’t always later remember your face. And this becomes your new life, your strange new life: an ordinary, undesirable person with a common, forgettable face.”

She deplores the catcalls in the street, and misses them when they are gone. The past is another country; Nunez dilates on life after we’ve stopped being (if we ever were) tawny animals.

This novel also considers children. What if you have one you simply don’t like? We read about the Sontag-like character and her daughter: “Enough bones of contention between us, my friend joked, to make a whole skeleton.”

Like “The Friend,” this novel warily circles the #MeToo movement. Noting that Einstein did some racist stereotyping in his private writings, the Sontag-like character comments, “So I guess there goes the theory of relativity.”

Fox News slides into view. The narrator’s elderly neighbor says to her, “Was it really possible that Americans would elect to the highest office in the land, to the most powerful position on earth, a person so manifestly unfit, so brazenly immoral and corrupt, a person who lied with every breath and was a complete incompetent to boot?”

The person this woman has in mind is Hillary Clinton. Her son fears that Fox has planted a chip in her brain. The neighbor doesn’t take it well when the narrator remarks that Sean Hannity looks like Lou Costello.

Another character, the narrator’s ex-boyfriend, is a stern and patronizing intellectual who tours the country lecturing on humanitarian topics and on global warming, about which he says it’s too late to do anything. We’ve dithered our chances away. Is there in him a touch of Sontag’s son, the nonfiction writer and policy analyst David Rieff, whom Nunez once dated? She implies; we infer.

Being near death, in this novel, comes to seem like sitting in front of a blazing bonfire while in the Arctic: your face is aglow, thanks to your friends, but you can no longer feel your back.

“The real reason I had agreed to help my friend was that I knew that, in her place, I would have hoped to be able to do exactly what she now wanted to do,” the narrator says. She adds: “I would not be able to escape the feeling that this was all a kind of rehearsal, that my friend was showing me the way.”

Not everything clicks in “What Are You Going Through.” The novel drifts at a few moments. There are digressions into the plot of a mystery novel the narrator is reading that, like the vacuum cleaner in “Yellow Submarine,” self-suck and disappear.

But you can say about this wise novel what the narrator says about “Make Way for Tomorrow,” the Depression-era movie she watches with her dying friend: “No matter how sad, a beautifully told story lifts you up.”

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Equinor completes “first-ever” drone operation to Troll A platform - Offshore Technology

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Norwegian oil and gas major Equinor has completed the world’s first drone operation to Troll A offshore platform in the North Sea.

The drone flew a “3D-printed part” for the lifeboat system from the Mongstad base to the offshore installation.

Equinor noted that the drone was a Camcopter S-100 unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV), manufactured by Austrian company Schiebel.

Schiebel along with Nordic Unmanned demonstrated the full-scale offshore UAV delivery.

Equinor logistics solutions head Alena Korbovà Pedersen said: “Over the longer term, we expect to see new infrastructure for logistics and support operations, which can reinforce what we already have within vessels and helicopters.

“If we are to develop the logistics solutions of the future on the Norwegian shelf, where drones could play an important role, we must cooperate across all of the industry’s players; operating companies, suppliers, the authorities and the trade union and safety interests.”

Besides conducting logistics operations, airborne drones can also be used for technical inspections and observations of offshore installations.

They are also used for inspections and observations of onshore facilities.

Drones play a major role in new energy solutions on the Norwegian continental shelf (NCS), said Equinor.

Schiebel Group chairman Hans Georg Schiebel said: “This was the perfect trial to show off the exceptional maritime capabilities of the S-100 for the oil and gas industry.

“We have extensive experience in long-range unmanned flights, especially in the maritime domain and under adverse weather conditions. The S-100 was able to show off its outstanding capabilities and we have proven once again that the S-100 UAV is the superior choice.”

Recently, Equinor reportedly planned to trim its workforce in the US, Canada and the UK due to oil price crash following the Covid-19 crisis.

Two weeks ago, the company received safety consent from Petroleum Safety Authority (PSA) to use the Deepsea Atlantic rig on the Gullfaks field located offshore Norway.

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Lil Durk Claims Someone From 6ix9ine's Camp Tried to Pay Him $3 Million to Continue Trolling (UPDATE) - Complex

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UPDATED 8/30, 7:46 p.m. ET: 6ix9ine is now also claiming he was offered $5 million by Durk's label to help promote his upcoming project after the last album "flopped." Even though he never mentions anyone by name, 6ix9ine alludes to Durkio's feature on Drake's latest single and acknowledges that, like his rival, he's not being truthful, saying, "So, since we lying, they tried to pay me $5 million. They tried to pay me $5 million. Can you believe that?" 

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Lil Durk and 6ix9ine have been going back and forth on social media since 6ix9ine announced his album release date in Chicago. Now, Lil Durk has more to say about why he’s been trolling so much.

6ix9ine announced his new album Tattle Tales would be releasing on Sept. 4. Lil Durk, maybe to mess with the person he’s called a rat before, decided to also drop a new album on Sept. 4. His is called The Voice and the link to pre-order it is not available yet…so he says.

According to Akademiks, Durkio flexed on 6ix9ine with the current Billboard Hot 100 ranking, showing that his collab with Drake “Laugh Now Cry Later” is at No. 2 while Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP” is at No. 1.

6ix9ine jumped into the comments on Akademiks’ post, pointing out that Drake is featured on the song, which is why its gotten such a boost. Durk countered with the fact that 6ix9ine’s song “Trollz” featured Nicki Minaj when he debuted at No. 1.

During an IG Live, Durk claims someone from 6ix9ine’s camp contacted someone from his camp, offering the Chicago rapper $3 million if he kept trolling 6ix9ine. Controversy sells records, right?

“Man listen, that shit dead man,” Durk says. “I never turn my back on the fucking streets.”

To prove his point, he even shared it on his IG Stories.

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Mystic man brings humor to his neighborhood with 'dad jokes' - theday.com

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Mystic — Bill Furgueson is working to bring humor and human connection to his neighborhood — one “dad joke” at a time.

Furgueson, who lives on the corner of Edgecomb Street and Pequot Avenue, said he installed a dad joke board on his lawn to bring a smile to people’s faces during the COVID-19 pandemic. He writes a new joke there each day and encourages people to honk if they like the joke.

He said he came up with the idea earlier this year after friends shared a story of a man in Maryland who was very social and was feeling down due to the social isolation during the pandemic. The man decided to create a dad joke board, which his neighborhood rallied behind.

Furgueson, who works at the Mystic Museum of Art, said he also missed the social interaction from work and could relate. His friends encouraged Furgueson, who enjoys puns, to create a similar board in Mystic.

So Furgueson, a father to two college-aged children, took a large piece of plywood and painted it with chalkboard paint donated from a former student of his who is now a teacher in Stonington. Each morning, rain or shine, Furgueson writes a new “dad joke” on the sign outside of his home for his neighbors and people passing by to read. He mines the internet for deliberately corny jokes, consults with friends or comes up with the puns on his own.

The top of the sign says, “Everyone deserves to smile” and “Dad Joke of the Day.” The sign has featured jokes such as:

“What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.”

“Thank God it is Tuesday. Because Sunday is such a sad day. But the day before Sunday is a 'sadder day.'”

“Went to an archaeology party where they were looking for a lower leg. It was quite the shindig.”

“Why did the smartphone need to get glasses? It lost its contacts.”

The bottom of the sign says, “Give a honk if this made you smile.”

He said people come up to him when he’s cutting the lawn and give him a thumbs-up or double honk. A family with two young girls often rides their bikes or scooters to see the sign, and the girls stop to yell “Honk, Honk, Honk.”

He said people walking their dog or taking a walk will tell him they like the jokes or playfully rib him about how the jokes are "groan worthy,” while people have changed their bike routes to see the sign. He recently received in the mail a $25 gift card to McDonald's from an anonymous neighbor who said they were enjoying the daily jokes.

Neighbor Geoff Gordon said he reads the jokes every day and gets a good chuckle. He said the board is indicative of the kind of person Furgueson is.

“He takes a lot of initiative for building community in the neighborhood and in the greater Mystic neighborhood,” he said.

His son, Tate, 14, said the board is fun to look at, and he sees it when he goes on walks or runs, or when he and his friends walk downtown. He said the board helped him when he felt stressed during the pandemic and went out for a walk. The joke of the day gave him a little “fresh start” and made him feel a little happier.

“I think that it’s just a great way to spread some positivity to the neighborhood, and I think it’s fun for everyone,” he said. “It’s just a cool thing to get a little laugh about.”

Longtime friend and neighbor John Casey said he stops to read the joke each day and will honk his horn or joke around and playfully boo him. He said he’s heard more than one family say they’re going to ride their bikes or scooters to the joke sign.

“It’s nice to have something that brings a smile to my face and has had such a positive response in the neighborhood,” Casey said.

Paul Berkel, another neighbor who remembers telling dad jokes to his own kids, said that not only does Furgueson post the jokes but he also asks people to honk if they like them. He said that brings smiles to people’s faces, particularly if they live close enough, like he does, to hear the horns honking.

“I think what he’s doing more than anything is to bring some levity to a difficult time for everybody,” he said.

Furgueson said seeing the laughter the jokes have brought to others has given him a new sense of happiness.

He said it makes him happy when he is changing the dad joke, and someone comes up to him to tell him the joke board is a source of “constant happiness,” in this time of uncertainty — which is exactly what he wanted them to have. 

“It’s just brought the whole neighborhood a little closer and interacting in a safe way,” he said.

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“This Year So Far is a One-Off”- Vettel’s Funny Take on Binotto’s Explanation Behi ... - Essentially Sports

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Ferrari would be hoping to leave the disastrous Spa Francorchamps performance behind. Sebastian Vettel and Charles Leclerc finished the race in the 13th and the 14th position, respectively.

Arch-rivals Mercedes AMG locked out the front row. While Ferrari finished behind their engine customer Alfa-Romeo. Vettel clearly was not satisfied, and it was reflected in his post-race press conference.

Addressing the loss, Mattia Binotto stated that the issue was with the track and Ferrari is looking forward to the next few races.

Sebastian Vettel faced the press when he was presented with the Team Principal’s stance. Vettel was asked about Mattia’s statement. The German without dragging controversy or spitting any accusatory statements decided to accept and replied to what appeared to be a tone dipped in sarcasm.

“I guess if he says so, then he is right.”

However, Vettel could not stop himself from giving in to the laughter soon. Clearly the results never spoke for the issue with the track. With Mercedes notching an absolute top-class performance claiming the top 2 spots and Red Bull and Renault following suit, the issue is with Ferrari themselves and not the track.

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Vettel wasn’t satisfied with Mattia’s statement. However, he chose to reply subtly without burning the tires, yet again. However, it was fairly difficult for him to remain deadpan. He gave way to his smirks and went to state that the whole year has been a one-off.

“I hope it is a one-off, I hope (smirks) this year so far is a one-off but we will see obviously as I said we hang in there, all the guys in there are pushing.

“It’s not fair we get hammered for the right reason because we are slow it’s not fair because the work behind is still the same. It’s not like the guys ahead of us put more work.

“I don’t think so, but they’re putting better work in that’s the reason we are behind.”

What awaits Sebastian Vettel and Ferrari?

The race was not due to the track. Even Mattia knows it pretty well. Before they drop their trials in Monza, Ferrari would be aiming to clean up the mess in Belgium. Italy is the origin of Ferrari, and they’d be looking forward to performing decently.

However, given the poor performance Ferrari has showcased, fans would be hoping for a miracle to get them back on winning ways.

Significantly, to make up for the lost time, Formula 1 has to cover 3 races in Italy. Ferrari would be under immense pressure in front of their home crowd.

Sebastian Vettel is on his last season with the Prancing Stallions. However, if he doesn’t step up in time, it’ll be hard for him to find a team to race for from next season.

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