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Kamala Harris' woke joke about female Marines flops during her Naval Academy commencement speech - Daily Mail

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Kamala Harris' 'woke' joke about female Marines fell flat during her commencement speech at the US Naval Academy on Friday. 

The Vice President was the first woman to deliver the keynote commencement address at a Navy Academy ceremony, and she made sure to reference female empowerment as she spoke to the group of graduates. 

'You are electrical engineers who will soon help convert solar and wind energy into power, convert solar and wind energy into combat power,' she stated during the speech.   

'Just ask any Marine today, would she rather carry 20 pounds of batteries or a rolled up solar panel, and I am positive she will tell you a solar panel - and so would he'.

Harris subsequently burst into her trademark laugh after making the joke, but the reaction from the crowd was far more muted. 

Some soft clapping ensued, but the joke was panned on Twitter, where video of the speech has been viewed more than half a million times. 

Vice President Kamala Harris on Friday became the first female commencement speaker to address graduates at the U.S. Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland

Kamala Harris' woke joke about female Marines fell flat during her commencement speech at the US Naval Academy on Friday

Newsmax host Benny Johnson wrote: 'Cadets groan as Kamala cackles awkwardly alone onstage.'

Another responded: 'Demonstrating once again that there's nothing funny about being woke.'

Others remarked that solar panels often require batteries to store energy collected from sunlight. 

It comes just a week after jokes President Biden made at the Coast Guard graduation ceremony similarly fell flat. 

'As your commander in chief I've been looking forward to being able to do this for a long time. I want to keep the longstanding tradition: I hereby absolve all those serving restrictions [for] minor infractions – absolved'  the President told the crowd of graduates in New London, Connecticut. 

'You have no idea how much I wish you'd have been able to do that in my graduation,' he joked. 

'You all think I'm kidding. I'm not. Minor infractions like using a fire extinguisher to hose down a room assistant, but other than that ...' he said, alluding to a prank he carried out on his dorm advisor at the University of Delaware. 

When the crowd failed to respond he stated: 'You're a really dull class. I mean, come on, man, is the sun getting to you?'  

It comes just a week after jokes President Biden made at the Coast Guard graduation ceremony similarly fell flat

It comes just a week after jokes President Biden made at the Coast Guard graduation ceremony similarly fell flat 

Meanwhile, in her commencement address on Friday, Harris also spoke to the graduates about the work Marines did during the COVID-19 pandemic.

'Naval researchers also figured out how to use 3-D knitting machines to make masks. Naval labs monitored the spread of the disease,' she stated. 

'And the Marine Corps and the Navy are leading on making the connection between the pandemic and medical readiness of our fighting forces for the future.

'The American people are depending on you.'

She later shook hands with many members of the graduating class without wearing a facemask.  

US Naval Academy graduates throw their caps at the conclusion of the commencement ceremony

US Naval Academy graduates throw their caps at the conclusion of the commencement ceremony

The Vice President was the first woman to deliver the keynote commencement address at a Navy Academy ceremony

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Apparently Christopher Nolan And Cillian Murphy Have A Running Joke About The Actor's Appearances In Batman Begins And Other Movies - CinemaBlend

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Funny enough, Cillian Murphy didn’t have to wear the Scarecrow mask for the entirety of his tenure as Jonathan Crane. After being driven insane by his own fear gas in Batman Begins, Crane kept the mask on for his criminal persona for the rest of that movie and The Dark Knight, but during his cameo in The Dark Knight Rises, it was nowhere to be seen. I guess when you’re presiding over a kangaroo court established by Bane in the “liberated” Gotham City, looking like a demented mannequin isn’t necessary.

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Janice's Iconic Friends Laugh Only Happened Because Chandler Was Too Funny - Screen Rant

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John Force: Funny Car king with 152 wins over five decades - NHRA.com

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Did you know John Force is the only driver in all of professional motorsports who has had wins in five decades?

28 May 2021

Posted by NHRA.com staff

Yes, Funny Car racer Tommy Johnson Jr. can also claim wins in five decades, but his first wins came in Alcohol Funny Car. Force’s 50 years of winning were all in nitro Funny Cars. 

Force had 5 wins in 17 finals in the 1980s, 76 wins in 108 finals in the 1990s, 45 wins in 75 finals in the 2000s, 25 wins in 53 finals in the 2010s, 1 win in 3 finals in the 2020s...so far. 

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Friday, May 28, 2021

It’s no joke: Borat turns to Johns Hopkins scientist for serious COVID vaccine talk - Baltimore Sun

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Jennifer Nuzzo, center, senior scholar and associate professor at the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security at the Bloomberg School of Public Health, stands with Caitlin Rivers, left, a senior scholar and assistant professor at the same Hopkins center. (Kim Hairston/Baltimore Sun)

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Rusty Warren, whose racy jokes about sex made her a ’60s comedy star, dies at 91 - The Washington Post

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Or she might say to a woman: “I notice, young lady, that you have a V-neck dress on, slit down to your navel with a stunning ruby in your navel. . . . That ‘V’ on the dress, does that V stand for virgin? Oh, it does?” After pausing to chuckle, she added, “Must be an old dress.”

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ABC13's Tom Koch's funniest moments through the years - KTRK-TV

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HOUSTON, Texas (KTRK) -- ABC13's beloved longtime Eyewitness News anchor Tom Koch has kept a good sense of humor through it all. You just cannot say his name without mentioning his custom, clever and corny jokes.

Tom has kept us smiling and laughing through the 39 years he's spent here with us.


SEE RELATED STORY: ABC13's Tom Koch signs off after 39-year television career

We wanted to share with you some of our favorite funny moments with him.

"Finally this morning, times are changing and so are the legislators in Iowa. One of the biggest changes will be in the lawmakers' restrooms. They're adding diaper changing tables. Some people say lawmakers and baby diapers have a lot in common. They're both pampered."

And when you add longtime sidekick Don Nelson to the equation, you're bound to chuckle.

"The advice I just got from the satellite, always protect your dingo, Tom. That's the advice I got from down under," said Nelson in a newscast years ago.

To be clear, the story was about dog seatbelts.


"There are seatbelts for dogs and they've already got them in Australia. That's where the dingos are, Tom."

President and General Manager of KTRK, Wendy Granato, also shared some of her favorite moments with Tom.

"I think I probably encountered Don and Tom at the same time. You want to talk about a dynamic duo. What struck me then, and still strikes me now, is how unbelievably friendly, down to earth and wickedly funny the two of them are," she said.

WATCH: Mayor Sylvester Turner proclaims May 28 as Tom Koch Day

Tom ended the ABC13 morning newscast with a light-hearted and oh-so funny dad joke.


"The eastern Pennsylvania postal worker is covered with more than 300 Disney tattoos. Weaker says he hopes have 350 tattoos by Christmas, and the ultimate goal of 500 tattoos. I guess he can fit them all on him if they're mini tattoos. Sounds like he's Goofy," Tom said.

Friday was his last day anchoring his beloved morning show.

"A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'OK, I'll serve you but don't start anything'," Tom joked as he signed off.

MORE: Tom Koch's arrival at ABC13 started with a long-distance romance

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