We’re officially more than halfway through 2020. The second half of the year can’t be worse than the first, right? RIGHT?
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Speaking of milestones, mummy completed 20 years in Bollywood day before yesterday, which gave everyone in and around the industry a chance to show that they’d posed for a photo with her at some point or the other.
All I want to say to you all is this: don’t feel too special guys, she pouts every time she sees a camera… you just happened to be in the same frame.
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I bet you have at least one friend who responds to a simple ‘what’s up?’ with a 15-minute monologue on exactly what all has been up in his or her life since the last time you spoke.
Well, my buddy PeeCee has been sounding a bit like someone who’s been asked what she’s been up to after a verrrrrrryyyy long time. I might be paraphrasing, but this is what it sounded like in my head: “I’ve signed a First Look deal with Amazon.”
“This is not the same as the deal with Netflix.”
“This is so exciting because I can do movies or shows in any language because global audience etc etc.”
“None of this should be confused with that show me and Nick are doing called Sangeet about all the fun people have at Indian weddings.”
One second… are they just releasing their wedding video and calling it a documentary?
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Meanwhile in Mumbai… Abba and I sometimes have these chats where we exchange really bad jokes. You know the kind, right? The ones that are sooooooo bad that you have to laugh. Well, these were part of the latest instalment.
Me: Hey Abba… what do you call a fish with no eyes?
Abba: A blind fish?
Me: No… a fsh. Haha!
Abba: Haha… that’s terrible. Ok, my turn: what do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
Me: I’ve heard this one: a can’t opener. It’s still funny. Ok, why don’t dinosaurs talk?
Abba: Easy ya TimTim… they don’t talk because they’re extinct. By the way, I think my astronaut friend is upset with me.
Me: Why?
Abba: He said he needed some space. Hahaha!
Me: Haha! Ok, want to hear the worst bad joke I heard this week?
Abba: YES!
Me: Sure?
Abba: Yes!
Me: The Indian government banned 59 Chinese apps.
Good thing our WhatsApp chats are encrypted, nahin toh this also would’ve been banned.
July 02, 2020 at 07:30AM
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The worst bad joke of the week - Mumbai Mirror
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