Published Nov 20, 2020
Thank you Dolly, Rudy's ultimate folly, student debt and a trolley, beware the Queen's volley, and much more from this week in funny tweets.November 13
He needs to be careful here she can move in any direction pic.twitter.com/6Kkqju07BN
— The Pesky Red (@The_Pesky_Red) November 13, 2020
Beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat and bath meat
— worm adderall (@___maryboy) November 14, 2020
bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago
— cal? (@cal_gif) November 14, 2020
Y'all republicans really believe that we would rig the election and then choose JOE BIDEN!?!? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
— n8 ✨ (@NateEvans00) November 13, 2020
[Inventing coffee]
I wish beans could be boiled and give you panic attacks
— Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter (@Home_Halfway) November 13, 2020
Ladies and gentlemen, US military base Fort Bragg: pic.twitter.com/fIhuVOMsFg
— Cringe Political Posts (@cringepolitik) November 13, 2020
November 14
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) November 15, 2020
So glad I was weird af in high school cuz now ain't no one hittin me up to join their pyramid scheme ๐๐
— Kuzcolia Valentine (@roselia_val) November 14, 2020
y'all be gatekeeping weird shit like bro just tell me where you got the pine sol from
— dick wolf (@soyeahnah) November 14, 2020
Suddenly the cops are fresh out of tear gas, rubber bullets, armored cars, and riot gear. Fancy that; what a coincidence. https://t.co/WmjKSRpAH6
— Neale (@AbeFroman) November 15, 2020
Pretty annoying that we have to continue living under the legal constraints created by the Founding Fathers, a bunch of drunk slave owners with Gonorrhea who didn't have electricity or know dinosaurs existed
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) November 15, 2020
Just for fun make Hillary Clinton Attorney General, so she can lock Trump up. ๐
— Hoodlum ๐บ๐ธ (@NotHoodlum) November 14, 2020
You apologise for the TROUBLES??? https://t.co/LPwwSjA9Ci
— jericho cane stan account (@brynteresting) November 14, 2020
November 15
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) November 15, 2020
This has absolutely finished me off I love her pic.twitter.com/6DaI0gxDEe
— wap rem x (@jackremmington) November 15, 2020
Why are these so funny ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/Fa3mRFh7yZ
— Nฤsha ๐ค its a long A (@oSoNasha) November 15, 2020
Beautiful pic.twitter.com/Hy9J5axUo0
— Mira "niples on fleet" Bellwether (@TheeBellwether) November 15, 2020
Air Fryers have a grip on my people the same way George Forman Grills did in the mid 2000s ๐ญ
— Boujie and Thankful ๐ฆ (@WYETTHASSP0KEN) November 15, 2020
https://t.co/LEfI6c0ADR pic.twitter.com/uAULJmqTg7
— pixelatedboat aka "mr tweets" (@pixelatedboat) November 15, 2020
November 16
Her *having sex* say my name
Starbucks barista: oh no
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) November 16, 2020
You permabanned my account for correcting someone who called me a man and then denied my appeal three times. https://t.co/2D7EWVUROz
— Renfamous⭐️ (@renfamous) November 17, 2020
"How was the party? I wasn't invited."
!⃝ ๐ง๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐ฐ๐น๐ฎ๐ถ๐บ ๐ถ๐ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ธ๐ผ๐๐ฎ ๐๐ผ๐ต๐ป๐๐ผ๐ป.
— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) November 17, 2020
— Stolen Dans (@Jared_the_panda) November 17, 2020
If I die of rona, you better not make a vaccine.
It'd be unfair to me and everybody else who already paid their dues. Honor my struggle by also struggling.
— Edgar Momplaisir (@edgarmomplaisir) November 16, 2020
Next on 60 minutes: Is our country turning the police into an unimpeachable hero cult? We asked seven police chiefs and you'll never guess what they told us. Plus, all new episodes of NCIS, NCIS Los Angeles, NCIS New Orleans and Blue Bloods. Tonight, only on CBS.
— spilliam pitt (@IAmSpilly) November 16, 2020
My student loans will never be forgiven. Not after what they've done.
— Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter (@Home_Halfway) November 17, 2020
— Talmon Joseph Smith (@talmonsmith) November 16, 2020
November 17
watching the news report on bars opening and closing pic.twitter.com/IbRVfI05ZX
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) November 17, 2020
the illusion of choice in a two party system pic.twitter.com/hlRfouSwQM
— bass guitar patrickson (@BassPatrickson) November 17, 2020
Mom? pic.twitter.com/1J9UCtAn5r
— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) November 17, 2020
Cannae stop laughing at the sheep my dad saw today. Absolute unit. pic.twitter.com/GYIW8FW18v
— M (@ciderbams) November 17, 2020
if twitter stories turn this app into something for pretty people I'm going to be pissed. this app is for jokes and lies
— kat hasty (@kathasty) November 18, 2020
Excel has stories now too ๐ pic.twitter.com/022UwhPLHY
— Beatrix Kiddo (@TheLiddoFox) November 17, 2020
"capitalism breeds innovation"
— spooky ๐๐ป (@comradespooky) November 17, 2020
the innovation: pic.twitter.com/txboQStqXk
there's literally no law that says you can't put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job, literally there's no law that says that
— jacky (@JackWilliamRtF) November 18, 2020
November 18
coffee prices are out of control pic.twitter.com/gEiQlqzbPm
— chuuch (@ch000ch) November 18, 2020
GOOGLE DRIVE WE GET IT THE TRASH HAS CHANGED
— Laura Gao ✌️ (@heylauragao) November 18, 2020
Petition calls for Four Seasons Total Landscaping to be named to the National Register of Historic Places https://t.co/rFDHJZCMy0
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) November 18, 2020
Lmao nah get my boy an Oscar for this pic.twitter.com/ypDGt7cdNm
— Pure Gold ๐ฏ (@AlyssaSaid__) November 18, 2020
yes she was https://t.co/RGvD9A5WZc pic.twitter.com/dCCxWrv9Hd
— Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme) November 18, 2020
It's fuckin wild how the solution is as simple as "just pay places to be closed and pay people to stay home" and that's been the solution this whole time and the government is just like "nah"
— claire de lune (@ClaireMPLS) November 18, 2020
Is it an UNDERRATED CLASSIC or did you see it when you were 14?
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) November 18, 2020
November 19
THIS IS A GOOD HEADLINE https://t.co/eNl2ZHh77p
— Eric Garland (@ericgarland) November 20, 2020
Rudy Giuliani, the president's lawyer. pic.twitter.com/egHOGsykMs
— The Recount (@therecount) November 19, 2020
I am no longer impressed that Sasha Baron Cohen tricked Rudy Giuliani.
— Miles Kahn (@mileskahn) November 19, 2020
The Link LonkMaybe they were mail-in likes. https://t.co/H2mKteNTla
— Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) November 19, 2020
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