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1.A Heinz Ketchup fleece throw blanket if they take their ketchup with a side of ketchup on top of ketchup. Now they can be wrapped in their favorite condiment anytime they want.
2.Tiny hands that are ridiculously fun when whipped out at their next family meal.
3.A creative bookmark — perfect for their school textbooks that somehow parallels how they feel having to read that lengthy chapter for class tomorrow.
4.A tin of emergency underpants in case they pee theirs while laughing at this amazing gift. It comes with one pair so whenever they're in dire need they have a new set to throw on.
5.A screaming goat figurine that's just kind of a necessity at this point. Tired of that long list of work tasks? Press this goat for a good yell that'll make them feel like they too are releasing stress.
6.A ridiculous yodelling pickle so they can thoroughly annoy anyone and everyone in their life. Somehow I can't stop laughing at this review?
7.Voice activated prank stickers so they'll think the coffee maker will work with a simple "make me some coffee." Just make sure to be hiding in the wings to record them for your own satisfaction. (Use them only on your own things! Don't vandalize — that's for chumps).
8.A set of bad parking cards that can be left on their dashboard whenever their parallel park job is subpar. Is it a ticket? Nope, it's a dis at how badly they parked. (LOL)
9.A boyfriend pillow for the person who's always complaining about not having an S.O...
10.A Real Housewives Guess Who Game for any Bravo-obsessed person who will flip out (or flip a table) over getting this game.
11.A Dwight Schrute reversible sequin pillow that'll look super casual on their couch until they decide to give it a swipe and creepy Dwight shows up.
12.Coddies Fish Flip-Flops because nothing says it's getting warmer out like wearing some fish as sandals that look like they're swallowing your feet whole.
13.Or these bread loaf slippers so they can do more ~loafing~ around the house. If they said they've been wanting new slippers then these are sure to butter them up.
14.A mini violin so when they throw themselves a pity party they'll have a mini violin to go with it.
15.A super difficult jigsaw puzzle that's clear so in case they've mastered puzzles in quarantine, they'll rethink their talent when this one takes them a LOT of time. (Salutes with The Hunger Games whistle in the background.)
17.A pizza socks box so the only thing being delivered is toasty warmth in the form of socks for their feetsies.
18.A mini wacky inflatable tube man so the fun of driving by these guys on the open road can enter their home instead. These will never not be funny.
19.Meryl Streep saint candles because that one friend who praises the ground queen Meryl walks on will audibly scream for this. (Can you blame them?) Meryl as a churro? INCREDIBLE.
20.A Master Crapsman Poo-Pouri Set whose packaging will get quite the giggle, but the products inside will actually help keep their bathroom stenches at bay.
21.A one million piece puzzle — AKA a bag of saw dust so they can build the puzzle on the packaging (JK). But, they can use it for...maybe tossing in a bonfire?!
22.Shart wipes — kinda sure these don't need much explaining.
23.A shark bath bomb that looks like a blood bath (no pun intended) once it starts to dissipate in the water. If they hated Jaws, they'll hate this bath bomb.
24.A cheeky mug that'll let them know once they've finished their morning joe, that you mayyyyyyy have slipped some poison in it (JK).
25.A set of terrible stepmother pins they can add to their denim jacket or backpack to showcase some of the worst people in movie history. Meredith Blake from The Parent Trap had to be THE WORST.
All of your friends rolling their eyes at the gifts you buy them from this post...
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