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Easter is fast approaching, which means it’s almost time to dye eggs, wear pastels and, depending on your culinary persuasion, eat some marshmallow Peeps.

Consider Peeps the candy corn or conversation hearts of Easter. People seem to either love them or despise the very thought of them. Still, the marshmallow treat apparently has enough of a following to warrant a Pepsi collaboration.

Below, we’ve rounded up 35 funny tweets about Peeps ― tweeps, if you will. Enjoy!

Me: I try not to make snap judgments.

Me (watching someone eat Peeps): You're disgusting.

— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) March 20, 2017

Peeps are the best candies to use as little pillows for your other candy.

— Kendra Alvey 👻 (@Kendragarden) February 28, 2013

Peeps Ingredient List: Older Peeps, kids' dreams, nuclear waste, my virginity and even older Peeps.

— caprice crane (@capricecrane) April 4, 2010

sorry I didn't answer when you called, I had 6 Peeps in my mouth

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) March 30, 2014

It's okay marshmallow PEEPS®, my body is disgusting and covered in sugar too.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 13, 2016

Good morning to everyone except those who like Peeps.

— 🌴 Envy 🌴 (@envydatropic) April 12, 2020

Other uses for Peeps:
Mouth guard
Shoe lifts
Door stop
Badminton shuttlecock
Tiny British hat

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) March 27, 2016

I know it's Friday because I just said "good for you" out loud to myself after finishing a box of Peeps and I really meant it.

— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) March 18, 2016

I wish they made plain Peeps without faces.

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) March 28, 2014

Peeps are disgusting af but I'm gonna buy every discounted package I can find tomorrow because I'm pretty sure they'll survive a nuclear war

— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) April 16, 2017

People complain a lot about Peeps, but when I really want to eat something slightly toxic and also glittery, they're the first thing I reach for

— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) March 22, 2019

Oh I KNOW the true meaning of Easter. I've been putting Peeps on car antennas since 1999, son.

— Kendra Alvey 👻 (@Kendragarden) April 16, 2014

My toddler told me his diaper was full of peeps and I thought maybe Easter had mixed him up, but no, peeps it was.

— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) April 18, 2017

Jesus made Easter possible.
The Devil made peeps possible.

— Meredith (@PerfectPending) April 14, 2017

One day, pink Peeps and yellow Peeps will battle to rule the world, so let’s hope we all look good in pastels.

— Just J (@junejuly12) April 1, 2018

Heck yeah I want to put those peeps in the microwave to see what happens!

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 5, 2015

Marshmallow maker Peeps will have fall flavors including candy corn and pumpkin spice. To save time, I’m gonna throw up now.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) August 11, 2015

4yo *eating marshmallow bunny Peep at 8am*

Me: "At least rub them around your teeth so the sugar scrapes off plaque."

Me parenting at my finest.

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) April 8, 2019

My kids say they are running away if I put Peeps in their Easter baskets this year.

Challenge accepted.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 12, 2017

Best part of Easter morning was 4 screaming "I got poop ducks!!" as he pulled Peeps from his basket.
Poop ducks.

— Wonder Kitten (@Tw1tter_K1tten) April 5, 2015

4 ran up to me and gave me a huge hug.

Me: oh, I love you so much.

4: I LOVE PEEPS!

Happy Easter, everyone!

— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) April 21, 2019

No matter how divided we are as a country, I’m glad we can all come together and agree that Peeps are the best Easter candy.

— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) March 9, 2021

Wife: Are you getting a lot done without us around?
Me: There's a video on Youtube that shows how many peeps a bullet can go through.

— dadpression (@Dadpression) April 16, 2017

Exposed some marshmallow PEEPS to the air for 0.3 seconds and they turned into granite.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 27, 2016

if u eat peeps I hope u have an unhappy easter

— 1994 Subaru Outback (@Sadieisonfire) April 16, 2017

a marshmallow peep but it's filled with cottage cheese.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) September 21, 2020

I hope you all enjoy a happy Easter with your peeps.

And by "peeps," I mean your people - not those nasty, disgusting...never mind.

— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) April 16, 2017

I just ate a Peep and Jesus suddenly appeared in front of me, shaking his head in shame.

“I didn’t die so you could eat stale glue, WTF.”

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) May 2, 2019

Friends don't let friends eat Peeps

— 🌴 Envy 🌴 (@envydatropic) April 19, 2014

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