Last week a new COVID-relief bill meant that additional $1400 payments started going out to many Americans as the country continues to seek to rebound from the pandemic.
(Want to find out when your check arrives? You can use the “Get My Payment” tool on IRS.gov to see the payment status of your payment.)
The IRS started sending out checks to people as quickly as Friday, just a day after President Joe Biden signed the latest COVID-relief bill into law.
And because it’s the internet, people had jokes about the money they found in their bank accounts. So many jokes.
Here are some of the best ones we read about how people are going to spend their newly acquired wealth.
Bank account: $1400
Me at Legal Sea Foods: Please show me the illegal sea food
— Mambo No. Pfizer (@killakow) March 13, 2021
Direct Deposit Stimmy Hits:
Me at Bed Bath and Beyond: Bring me Beyond— •_• (@fxrdn_22) March 13, 2021
bank account: +$1400
me at chipotle: guacamole please
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) March 13, 2021
direct deposit: $1400
me at the rainforest cafe pointing to the animatronics: release them
— rish limbaugh (@rishipuff) March 13, 2021
Direct deposit: $1400
Me at the convenience store: lemme get 1400 cans of Arizona— Moiz Khan (@ziomnahk) March 13, 2021
Account Balance: $1400
Me at Crocs: Yeah uhh lemme get the whole crocodile
— 333 (@jeennizzle) March 13, 2021
Direct deposit: $1400
Me at Sephora: bring me Rihanna— YCP (@YCPBITCH) March 13, 2021
Direct deposit: $1400
Me at McDonald’s: bring me the clown— sofi (@yungnastybitch) March 12, 2021
direct deposit: $1400
me at Victorias secret: tell me
— dvd đ (@disxpix) March 13, 2021
March 14, 2021 at 06:00AM
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People made so many jokes about how they were going to spend their $1400 stimulus checks - For The Win
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