Published Apr 23, 2021
Chair bag, crocodiles sag, IKEA slag, old swag, and much more from this week in funny tweets.April 16
— Jules (@Julian_Epp) April 17, 2021
would u grab it from him pic.twitter.com/vdZgwXbp5u
— ivy in chicago (@ivy_hollivana) April 16, 2021
(Fred Flintstone is watching Godzilla vs. Kong) "Wait, why is that toaster fighting with that traffic signal?"
— Joe Rumrill (@2tonbug) April 17, 2021
i keep accidentally mispelling homosexual pic.twitter.com/nPNf0ECrCf
— ayup dane | art soon (@rramshackled) April 17, 2021
Being an editor is hard pic.twitter.com/Jxzq5LZXIs
— andrew (@AndrewChamings) April 16, 2021
god i hate my girlfriend pic.twitter.com/5hs1QJi06r
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) April 16, 2021
People deserve to feel good about themselves. https://t.co/FS5pVIuMtn
— π΅πππ ππππ πΉππππ (@Kiimmziie) April 17, 2021
This description is so disrespectfulπππππ pic.twitter.com/x9m8J8IeEh
— π°The Cake Ladyπ° (@GotMiAAngel) April 17, 2021
Damn girl clean ur room before u paint a selfie pic.twitter.com/ur8VMQUgGV
— Tiffany Bing-Bong III (@its_me_your_mom) April 16, 2021
April 17
— Cozy Club (@CosyCIub) April 18, 2021
Ontario rn https://t.co/iv0iXodc0y
— Jen Agg (@TheBlackHoof) April 18, 2021
Ontario police assure anxious residents 'random' stops, questioning will still be limited to non-whites pic.twitter.com/Q3Fc4loLTj
— Walking Eagle News (@TheEagleist) April 17, 2021
— Annabel Meschke (@annabel_meschke) April 18, 2021
This "looking for a 3rd" energy pic.twitter.com/LgZw79TvvJ
— Zayto's Antennae (@LoLoVonZ) April 17, 2021
Bro, 70 year drill rappers from the UK. Shit is crazy pic.twitter.com/8IIxmaRXhM
— Jason (@VirgilAbroke) April 17, 2021
this. cannot. happen. pic.twitter.com/pteNOS09f1
— King Wow (@wowthatshiphop) April 17, 2021
The wind didn't stand a fucking chance. pic.twitter.com/mHjz9I6Z11
— Κα΄α΄Ι’α΄α΄™️➐ (@ItsLeague) April 17, 2021
Big piss guy huh? pic.twitter.com/9ZZEs0xAyo
— π (@enebrina) April 17, 2021
I ain't never seen a car tear an ACL π pic.twitter.com/VSs5Pw1bLu
— memory lane (@bitchiwas999) April 17, 2021
yo did the ex of a kakapo write this https://t.co/QdNo2Hw5ho
— MattWillPost (@MattPostSaysHi) April 17, 2021
April 18
I told my daughter "come here chunky monkey." and she said "ok fat rat." ππππ I'm so offended
— B (@DontWorryBoutB) April 18, 2021
the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe pic.twitter.com/mVyNtf4kvr
— Ollie (@whalefern) April 18, 2021
This is a really odd way to say that people make more money on unemployment than at the thankless jobs that refuse to offer them higher wages. https://t.co/ZGvB5Gdwdn
— ππ π£πππ π―π½ππ π±ππππ πππ ✨she/her✨ (@BaelockHolmes) April 18, 2021
Thanks to Sabrina for this one! pic.twitter.com/ScbQjSFWWK
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) April 19, 2021
hello ladies pic.twitter.com/bIvcngo8vz
— Cozy Club (@CosyCIub) April 18, 2021
Women have been deprived of pockets for so long that they've evolved to this level of grip strength pic.twitter.com/kfPknUIcdf
— ANTHONY ZUCCARO (@externaljew) April 18, 2021
April 19
cleansing my tl pic.twitter.com/HrytUsZNOZ
— jar jar binkies (@caseyaonso) April 20, 2021
— weird dms (@weird_dms) April 20, 2021
THINKING OF YOU PANDEMIC pic.twitter.com/1TqpBP7kDB
— Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye) April 19, 2021
By far the best description I've seen of how mRNA vaccines work is that they tell your body to make up a guy and then to get really mad at that guy
— BrooklynChris_Defiant (@goodopinionhavr) April 19, 2021
I seen how crocodiles look underwater and I can't stop laughing ππ pic.twitter.com/trEUWlBQMl
— Hal (@xoHaliii) April 19, 2021
why does my shadow look like dr doofenshmirtz pic.twitter.com/yRxvylvnpT
— eIIa π§♂️ (@cooldudeniceguy) April 19, 2021
April 20
American producers when the scene of a movie takes place in Mexico pic.twitter.com/epe9M31K7Y
— Davy (@SimplyDavy) April 21, 2021
love the horror genre that's 'what if a house...was a bitch?'
— eliza π― (@elizaamber) April 20, 2021
I got tears man. Look at Mario pic.twitter.com/5KKDVAVoul
— π7️⃣ (@jaay_cool) April 20, 2021
twin peaks in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/VuhzHTLFU7
— nic; (@xnemxia) April 20, 2021
omg pic.twitter.com/fi4PQSx8bw
— flor ☆ (@littlewomenfiIm) April 21, 2021
April 21
— MattWillPost (@MattPostSaysHi) April 22, 2021
I can't believe I used to wake up, shower, put on cute outfit + heels, do hair and makeup, take 3 trains, place mobile Starbucks order, walk 10 minutes, pick up coffee, swipe employee badge, ride on elevator, swipe employee badge again ALL BEFORE 8:30am?????
— alyssugh (@alystentothis) April 22, 2021
are u mad at me ??? this tweet is for everyone
— corie johnson (@corietjohnson) April 21, 2021
This headline from a paper in Australia. pic.twitter.com/qbgcCvboQb
— Strictly (@StrictlyChristo) April 21, 2021
A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's. This might be my best find yet. pic.twitter.com/racNtYs0jB
— Lexi Brown, PhD (@lexilafleur) April 21, 2021
remove teach
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— Sharjil Rasool (@sharjilrasool) April 21, 2021
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April 22
Ontario: We need you to get vaxxed!
— Rodrigo Fernandez-Stoll (@rodrigofstoll) April 22, 2021
Me: Ok! I'm good whenever
Ont: Well, not now.
Me: When?
Ont: We'll let you know
Me: How?
Ont: Check twitter?
Me: Ok? When should I check? Your account?
Ont: No, Random accounts. At any point. Could be months? Or tomorrow! haha.
Me: Fuck you.
made an absolutely devastating typo in the group chat pic.twitter.com/fbpsvx0y2X
— brady ➐ (@zipoffs) April 22, 2021
Ontario: We made our Premier cry
— chris (@chrislockeworld) April 22, 2021
The Link Lonkpirate is the only profession with its own accent
— Martin Rosner (@HotPaperComics) April 22, 2021
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