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*Middle of dinner*

My kid: Can I have a snack?

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) April 5, 2021

4: “Ouch! These spike things are hurting me!”

Leg hair, he’s talking about my leg hair.

— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) April 7, 2021

we got home and my kid asked if he can stop wearing his Spider-man coat out because he's tired of people mistaking him for Spider-man

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) April 4, 2021

I told my son he can’t have chocolate for breakfast. After 5 minutes of crying and screaming, we compromised and both had chocolate for breakfast.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 7, 2021

I asked my 6yo “aren’t you gonna help me plant flowers” and she said “oh mommy I would love to do that except that I don’t want to”

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) April 5, 2021

My 4 yo just informed me that she’s been “dreaming her whole life” of living in New York City.

— Meena Harris (@meenaharris) April 8, 2021

We went to a museum and I fell in love with my kids all over again after seeing an obnoxious exhibit called other kids

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) April 7, 2021

Kids today get better stuff in their Easter baskets than I did when I graduated high school.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 4, 2021

My kid lost a tooth and plans to put it under her pillow tonight so the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy can meet and hopefully make a love connection and I am HERE FOR IT

— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 3, 2021

My kid just saw me take some fries from my husband's plate. Time to find out if he's ride or die.

— Mom Meh (@mommeh_dearest) April 5, 2021

If you hide 48 eggs and tell your kids there are 50 you can get a little nap in.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 4, 2021

Having kids is never knowing if they said “beef arm” or “bee farm” and just kind of going with either

— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) April 6, 2021

I just told my 6 year old that “you control your nightmares; they don’t control you,” which feels like a lie because he and his sister have controlled me since they split my stomach muscles and took away my weekends.

— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) April 8, 2021

Not to brag, but my kids can spill their drinks just by looking at them.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 9, 2021

I just clomped down the stairs loudly because of my heels and my son said, “Oh somebody gonna be in trouble today. She’s wearing the mean shoes.”

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 8, 2021

I had a headache so I told the kids they needed to be quiet for a while and then we all laughed and laughed at the funny thing I said

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) April 6, 2021

I want my third kid to be an individual, but also, I want her to only watch shows that my other kids liked because we already own all the merchandise for those shows.

— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) April 4, 2021

11 year old: Daddy, I heard a new song called Bohemian Raspberry, do you know it?

— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) April 5, 2021

My kids: *SCREAMING*

Me: PLEASE BE QUIET!

My kids: Why are you yelling?!

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) April 7, 2021

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