A 19-year-old kid pulled a prank on his friends he was having dinner with by pretending that they kidnapped him. As they were leaving a restaurant in College Station, Texas, he wrote a message on their receipt, saying, “HELP I got kidnapped.” Staff members immediately called the cops, who looked at surveillance footage showing them acting normally. They tracked him down and he admitted everything.
OTHERWISE, HE SEEMED VERY NICE: A man was arrested while on a first date because he started writing disturbing messages with chalk in various places outside the Lincoln Square mall in Bellevue, Wash. The messages included, “SUICIDE BOMBING IN THE MALL” which was drawn with a smiley face beneath it. His date told police that this made her nervous.
YOU SAID ANY CAR, RIGHT? A car plowed into a We Buy Any Car building in Pittsburgh at 4:30 in the morning, ending up partially inside the structure. The driver and a passenger fled the scene.
NOT EXACTLY THE BEST-PLANNED CAPER: A man robbed a convenience store in Lewiston, Idaho, where he had once worked but was fired because he was stealing, so the employees he was robbing knew who he was. Also, the police station is less than three blocks from there so he was arrested pretty quickly.
WHY? WAS I DOING SOMETHING WRONG? A man on a flight from New York City to San Francisco “began acting erratically and aggressively,” made threatening gestures toward several other people, sexually harassed a female passenger, and then was seen “snorting a white substance.” The plane was diverted to Minnesota, where the guy was removed and arrested.
A TEMPER?! ME?! HOW DARE YOU! A woman got into a heated argument with her sister’s boyfriend, which ended when she drove up onto a sidewalk in Johnstown, Pa., and hit him with her van. She then fought with the man’s sister, who arrived to drive him to the hospital.
EXCUSE ME, SIR, THAT’S MY VAN … WHAM! A Mixed Martial Arts champion, who holds the record for knockouts, spotted a guy trying to steal his van in Houston, Texas. The resulting interchange between the two men did not last long.
GUN! NO, KNIFE! NO, GUN! BLAM! When police confronted a shoplifter outside the Macy’s in a mall in Kendall, Fla., the suspect pulled out a knife that was shaped like a gun. In response, a cop shot him with a gun that was shaped like a gun. He survived.
The Link LonkMay 23, 2021 at 02:05AM
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