Funny, Or Not So Funny, Things Dad Say - VOA Learning English

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And now Words and Their Stories from VOA Learning English! On this program we explore words and sayings in American English.

In the United States, we celebrate Father’s Day on the third Sunday in June. So, for today’s show we will celebrate fathers, too!

Now, being a father is no easy task. To make it easier, some dads like to make jokes.

Jokes, of course, are supposed to be funny. But Dad jokes are known for being … not funny. They are corny. They often result in eye rolls from the children who hear them. Many children are embarrassed when they and their friends are subjected to fatherly humor!

In the way of the television

For example, here is a joke my father used to make when I was a child. He loved to watch baseball on television. If I came between him and the TV, he would say, “You make a better door than you do a window.” In other words, “I can’t see the TV. Move!”

Little did I know, he is not the only dad to say this. To research this story, I searched the web and found several sites that gather dad sayings. A list on BoredPanda.com included “you make a better door than you do a window.”

Now, let’s enjoy some other common and corny sayings among fathers.

Work

Now, let’s talk about work. Dads love to say this to any worker in any kind of workplace: “So, are you working hard or hardly working?” Many, many, many, many children have been embarrassed at stores, restaurants, repair shops … just about anywhere with that joke.

Money sayings

Dads have a few sayings they find funny about money. If your father gives you a little money, not a lot, he might say, “Don’t spend it all in one place!” Or he might tell you to “keep the change!” when in fact, there is not much money left over.

Thanks, dad.

When it comes to paying a bill, dads’ corny side really shines through. Before even looking at a bill, they might say something like, “What’s the damage?” Or they might look at their young children and say, “I hope you brought your money!”

Cars

In life there are few guarantees. Thankfully, you can count on a father for many things. They are usually there for their children through good and bad times, or through thick and thin.

You can also count on many fathers to say the same things when they see another man washing a car. It is almost guaranteed that he will say one of two things. He will either say, “Hey, you can do mine next.” or “You missed a spot! Ha, ha …!”

Oh dad, that’s a good one.

Time to go!

Now, let’s talk about departures. When it’s time to leave, why just say, “Come on. Let’s go…”?

Dads have so many interesting and really corny ways to say, “It’s time to go.” Here are just a few:

“Ready to skedaddle?”

“Let’s rock and roll!”

“Time to hit the road.”

Some fathers also like to talk as if they were cowboys of the Old West. They might say, “Saddle up partners!” “Time to hit the trail!” Another cowboy favorite is, “Let’s get the heck out of Dodge!”

The saddle is a seat for a horse rider. So, to saddle up means to get ready to go.

And the saying, “Let’s get the heck out of Dodge!” means to escape a place quickly. Dodge City is a town in Kansas created in the 1800s. The frontier town saw lots of danger and action in its early days, including shoot-outs between lawmen and criminal groups passing through.

However, Dads who have never been on a horse nor have been to Dodge can use these expressions.

And remember, you don’t have to be a father to use any of these expressions. Just know that if you do, expect a few eye-rolls in your general direction.

And that’s it for this Words and Their Stories. Time for us to skedaddle!

Until next time … I’m Anna Matteo.

Do you have common “dad expressions” in your language? Do you have a favorite dad joke? Share them in the Comments Section.

Anna Matteo wrote this story for VOA Learning English. Caty Weaver was the editor.

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Words in This Story

corny – adj. so simple, sentimental, or old-fashioned as to be annoying

eye roll – n. an upward turning of the eyes especially as an expression of annoyance, exasperation, disbelief, etc

embarrassed – v. feeling or showing a state of self-conscious confusion and distress

guarantee – n. a promise that something will happen or be done

departure – n. the act of leaving a place especially to start a journey

skedaddle – v. to leave immediately

trail – n. a route that someone follows to go somewhere or achieve something : a path through a forest, field, etc.

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June 20, 2021 at 04:59AM
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Funny, Or Not So Funny, Things Dad Say - VOA Learning English

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