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In Mosaic's darkly funny 'Inherit the Windbag,' an epic bickerfest (ep. 8) - DC Metro Theater Arts

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Mosaic Theater Company’s web series Inherit the Windbag is a darkly funny revisitation of a debate between two larger-than-life figures. During the 1968 Democratic and Republican National Conventions, gay liberal writer Gore Vidal and conservative commentator William F. Buckley Jr. argued with each other nightly on television. In this eight-part series, these two wits return from the grave to continue their debate, joined occasionally by figures such as Norman Mailer, Ayn Rand, and James Baldwin. Written by Alexandra Petri and directed by Lee Mikeska Gardner, episodes were released every two weeks.

John Lescault as William F. Buckley Jr. and Paul Morella as Gore Vidal in ‘Inherit the Windbag.’ Photo courtesy of Mosaic Theater Company.

Episode 8

Release date: June 1, 2021

Episode 8 brings the webseries to a close, as Morella and Lescault heatedly debate the chaotic scene outside the Chicago Democratic Convention. Morella as Vidal passionately defends the right of protestors to “peacefully assemble,” while Lescault as Buckley rejects their protest as illegitimate, arguing that they were provocatively slandering Nixon. The two recreate the infamous scene when Vidal calls Buckley a “crypto-Nazi” and Buckley, violently angry, responds: “Now listen, you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I’ll sock you in your goddam face”— which creates a brief, if awkward, silence. Lescault tries to defend his remark and gets the last word, protesting the way the contest is settled. Morella seems happily resigned, floating away on a separate screen.

Stephen Kime plays an amalgamation of Vidal’s partner Howard Auster and the other men in the series, commenting on the police’s response to the protestors. He also plays the demonic voice of Nixon, who finds a way to further torture Vidal and Buckley. Tamieka Chavis plays the debate moderator and a questioner of Buckley.

Sound Designer David Bryan Jackson and Lighting, Projections, and Visual Effects Designer Alessandra Cronin end the series with technological flair. As Chavis asks questions of Buckley, a background of sunny skies and water appears, Chavis’s mouth the only part of her appearing. The stage briefly turns black and white to recreate the debate, and the screen splits between Buckley and Vidal, with Vidal floating upward.

Costume Designer Brandee Mathies gives the debate moderator a bow tie, while Kime’s combined character wears a vest and purple tie. Director Lee Mikeska Gardner captures the vitriol of Buckley’s “queer” outburst, allowing the action to briefly pause.

Running Time: About 12 minutes.

Last Thoughts

This series blends acting and technology well, allowing for special effects that would have been difficult to create on a stage and adding to the surrealism of the premise. Some episodes are perhaps too short to let viewers fully engage, but brevity seems crucial for a webseries. While certainly amusing, the debates between Vidal and Buckley bring up serious issues that we are still grappling with today, like racism, America’s role in the world, and the right to protest. They also remind us that while Vidal and Buckley are perhaps the wittiest examples of this form of debate, it seems less a search for truth than a kind of entertainment, in which combatants score points against each other and make no concessions. This combative approach to political discussion—accurately depicted in Petri’s script—feels partly responsible for the current tension and division driving a wedge between our political parties. We have indeed inherited windbag politics.

John Lescault as William F. Buckley Jr. , Stephen Kime as Howard Austin, and Paul Morella as Gore Vidal in Episode 7 of ‘Inherit the Windbag.’ Screenshot courtesy of Mosaic Theater Company.

Episode 7

Release date: May 18, 2021

Episode 7 takes a quiet, thoughtful turn, punctuated with humorous instances. Tamieka Chavis and Stephen Kime play hosts in a game-show–style competition, asking questions to Morella and Lescault, who both respond with clever quips. Chavis also briefly plays the debate moderator, asking one question, while Kime makes a quick appearance as Vidal’s partner Howard Auster and a strange amalgamation of other historical figures he portrays during the series, including Norman Mailer. Morella as Vidal speaks movingly of life after Auster’s passing, and, remembering that the debates happened before the moon landing, speaks wistfully of the high hopes that adventure inspired, which, he soon realized, were “lunacy.” Lescault as Buckley talks about Vidal’s failed run for a seat in Congress, before speaking about how the Democratic party has no philosophy, no “eschatology,” and so has no hope for success. At times he looks pained, clutching his chest, crossing himself, and briefly pausing.

Sound Designer David Bryan Jackson and Lighting, Projections, and Visual Effects Designer Alessandra Cronin continue to skillfully use technology. During Vidal’s speech about the moon landing, a full moon appears in the background, with ethereal music playing. A colorful psychedelic set pops up behind Kime’s composite figure. The sounds of protestors, faintly heard at first, grow louder, and black-and-white footage of police appear.

Costume Designer Brandee Mathies gives the debate moderator a bow tie, while Kime’s combined character wears a vest and tie. Auster feels more casual in brown jacket and slacks. Director Lee Mikeska Gardner creates moments of calm reflection in between the joking and utter disagreement, and before the growing chaos of the Chicago Democratic Convention. This episode feels like a pause of sorts, for viewers to catch their breath, before the next and final instalment.

Running Time: 14 minutes.

Tamieka Chavis as Nurse and and Paul Morella as Gore Vidal in Episode 6 of ‘Inherit the Windbag.’ Screenshot courtesy of Mosaic Theater Company.

Episode 6

Release date: May 4, 2021

Episode 6 drops Vidal and Buckley back in their debate at the 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago. Tamieka Chavis plays brief cameos as an announcer and nurse to Vidal’s longtime partner Howard Auster, while Stephen Kime gives an anger to Auster, scoffing at Vidal’s statement that his boarding school friend Jimmy Trimble was “the love of his life,” and his assertion that “there’s no such thing as a homosexual; there are only homosexual acts.” Morella as Vidal speaks of Austen’s death with great tenderness, calling writing at his partner’s desk afterward “the we reduced to a singular me.” Lescault as Buckley continues his witty combativeness, referring to Vidal’s novel Dark Green, Bright Red as “the only anti-fruit novel of Mr. Vidal’s career.”

Sound Designer David Bryan Jackson and Lighting, Projections, and Visual Effects Designer Dylan Uremovich use technology to help create both tender and comic moments. A harpsichord plays “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star,” which Auster briefly sings along to in the background as Vidal speaks, while Buckley mimes playing it, recounting a performance where the audience begged him to stop after the 12th variation. When Auster’s nurse appears on a screen, the sounds of vital signs beeping and flatlining flash. As Vidal and Buckley discuss the Vietnam War, a long list of “Countries We’ve Invaded” scrolls on the screen behind them, under the title “Empire Building.”

John Lescault as William F. Buckley Jr. (inset Stephen Kime and Tamieka Chavis) in Episode 6 of ‘Inherit the Windbag.’ Screenshot courtesy of Mosaic Theater Company.

Costume Designer Brandee Mathies gives the debate announcer a bow tie, while Auster dresses casually in his brown jacket and slacks. Director Lee Mikeska Gardner helps the actors return to the more grounded realm of the debate and memory after the previous episode’s fantastic odyssey. While a quick installment to the series, this episode provides for some quietly emotional performances.

Running Time: Approximately 10 minutes.

John Lescault as William F. Buckley Jr. in Episode 5 of ‘Inherit the Windbag.’ Screenshot courtesy of Mosaic Theater Company.

Episode 5

Release date: April 19, 2021

Episode 5 features the most action so far in the series while also adding to the strangeness. Multiple cameos reappear, including Stephen Kime and Tamieka Chavis as a double Truman Capote, telling the story of how Vidal was forcibly removed from the Kennedy White House. Kime also plays a representative of the John Birch Society, arguing against the fluoridation of water, and a 7th-grade conservative writing a fan letter to Buckley. Chavis also plays Ayn Rand floating by on a cloud, as well as Mrs. Buckley as a siren of sorts, meeting Buckley on his sea voyage to the 1968 Democratic convention in Chicago.

Tamieka Chavis as James Baldwin in Episode 3 of ‘Inherit the Windbag.’ Screenshot courtesy of Mosaic Theater Company.

Chavis’s most powerful performance, though, comes from her portrayal of James Baldwin. She speaks quietly at first, with controlled emotion, about racism in America. She calls Buckley and Vidal “windbags” and takes off her glasses before giving a passionate argument for confronting the issue, combining intellect with emotion. At the end, she puts her glasses back on, regaining her composure. It feels intensely relevant in light of recent events, and could have gone on longer.

Morella and Lescault continue to their witty banter, Morella as Vidal explaining the real reason he was escorted from the White House and Lescault as Buckley angrily responding to his young fan’s questions.

Sound Designer David Bryan Jackson and Lightning, Projections, and Visual Effects Designer Dylan Uremovich go further with technology in this episode. The background becomes an ocean, and Buckley’s boat appears, as does a copy of Vidal’s novel Myra Breckinridge. Sounds of birds calling are throughout the journey, and the episode ends in a visually suspenseful image. The animation feels more cartoonish than previous effects, giving a sense of silliness to the scene. Costume Designer Brandee Mathies gives the two Capotes WASPish sweaters around their necks, while the John Birch representative wears goggles and a snorkel. Baldwin, in a closeup, has a loosely worn yellow tie and glasses. Director Lee Mikeska Gardner keeps the actors reacting in character and believably to this episode’s growing strangeness. While this show is a comedy, hopefully more time can be given to discuss serious issues and show emotional performances.


Tamieka Chavis and Stephen Kime doubling as Truman Capote in ‘Inherit the Windbag’ Episode 4. DCMTA screenshot.

Episode 4

Release date: April 6, 2021

Episode 4 marks the halfway point of this series, with more guest appearances. Stephen Kime plays Vidal’s longtime partner, Howard Austen, playing with their dogs in a flashback while Vidal prepares for the original debate with Buckley. Tamieka Chavis and Kime both play Truman Capote in a high-pitched, Southern accent. Chavis helps Morella reenact Vidal’s first meeting with Capote, a great piece of physical comedy that might not be true, while Kime begins a convoluted, gossipy story involving Buckley, a famous friend, and the Catholic Church that Chavis and Kime continue simultaneously. Chavis also plays a moderator in the original debate, responding perfectly to Buckley’s extraordinarily lengthy final sentence with “That…was a long sentence.” As the debate turns to racial issues, Chavis appears briefly as James Baldwin, exhausted at hearing these two white men talk and happy to jump into the discussion.

Morella and Lescault begin to move into topics that feel extremely relevant today, as they bring up the Republican party’s take on race, Morella as Vidal pointing out that Richard Nixon secretly admitted to party officials that he was against integration, while Lescault as Buckley wishes there was a way to say “law and order” without the racial connotations it brings up. Morella continues to toss off witty attacks on conservative policies as Lescault casually dismisses them with Latin phrases and haughty comments. Some viewers might find this episode’s frequent use of “Negro” and “f*g” difficult to hear. While they are clearly meant to evoke the language used during the original debate, they are still cringe-inducing.

Sound Designer David Bryan Jackson and Lighting, Projections, and Visual Effects Designer Dylan Uremovich continue their clever use of technology. The background to Vidal and Austen’s scene feels reminiscent of their Italian estate in Ravello, with the sounds of a dog coming from offstage. There are multiple images of Chavis and Kime as Capote, all speaking at once and adding to the author’s flamboyance. Costume Designer Brandee Mathies gives a pink dress to Chavis’s Capote and a loud suit to Kime’s portrayal; both wear sunglasses. Baldwin has a yellow scarf and glasses. Director Lee Mikeska Gardner gradually transitions from comic scenes to more serious conversations. The next episode promises to be exciting, as Baldwin is sure to engage with racial issues.

John Lescault (William F. Buckley Jr.), Stephen Kime (Tinker), and Paul Morella (Gore Vidal) in Episode 3 of ‘Inherit the Windbag.’ DCMTA screenshot.

Episode 3

Release date: March 23, 2021

Guest appearances abound in Episode 3, with Stephen Kime as sex researcher Alfred Kinsey, alternating between making corny jokes with Vidal and asking Buckley questions from his sex surveys. Tamieka Chavis plays Buckley’s wife, Pat, with a great reserve; when Buckley reenacts how he proposed to her, she looks away from him, playing cards. Chavis also plays a broadcast announcer who enthusiastically corrects several errors in Vidal’s biography, while Kime plays Tinker, one of Vidal’s many hookups, challenging the writer on some of his beliefs.

This episode also shows the two leads in soliloquies, with Paul Morella as Vidal, combining wit with passion, explaining how homosexuality is “natural.” John Lescault as Buckley begins with a strange ad of sorts for peanut butter, but then gives a loving tribute to his wife, Pat, who took such good care of Buckley for so many years. Although theirs seems a relationship much lacking in passion, Lescault makes it clear how deep and genuine his love for her was. These speeches work to humanize Vidal and Buckley, as they are not trying to score points or get laughs but to talk about what is dear to them.

Tamieka Chavis as Pat (William F. Buckley Jr.’s wife) in Episode 3 of ‘Inherit the Windbag.’ DCMTA screenshot.

Sound Designer David Bryan Jackson and Lighting and Projections Designer Dylan Uremovich continue the skillful use of technology. Pat appears in a painting frame, while Buckley “rolls” up to her to propose. As Kinsey recounts how he and Vidal met, a ballroom becomes the background. Their jokes are met with comedic sound effects, like a drum rimshot. Set Designer Emily Lotz and Costume Designer Brandee Mathies provide a small table and cards for Pat, a lab coat for Kinsey, and a casual outfit for Tinker. Director Lee Mikeska Gardner focuses on Buckley’s and Vidal’s individual personalities in this episode.

By now, the rhythm of the series seems much smoother, allowing the viewer to sit back and follow the action. The ending feels natural and unhurried. Perhaps after two episodes, the viewer now knows what to expect and can relax.

Tamieka Chavis (as Nina Gore, Vidal’s mother) and Paul Morella (Gore Vidal) in Episode 2 of ‘Inherit the Windbag.’ Photo by Mosaic Theater Company.

Episode 2

Release date: March 9, 2021

John Lescault (William F. Buckley Jr.) and Stephen Kime (Norman Mailer) in ‘Inherit the Windbag.’ Photo by Mosaic Theater Company.

Episode 2 continues the debate, with Tamieka Chavis playing Ayn Rand with a thick Russian accent and a delightfully comic hatred toward Buckley. She also plays Vidal’s mother with a humorous Southern accent; holding a large, full martini glass, she blurts out outrageous secrets about her family. Stephen Kime plays Norman Mailer with a curious mix of aggressiveness and thoughtfulness, rolling up his sleeves prepared to box Vidal and rehashing their old arguments. Later, he gives a tender reminiscence of the tumultuous 1968 Democratic convention, remembering the protesting youth.

Lescault dazzles as an erudite Buckley, replying in Latin in parts to Rand and Mailer (translated into English onscreen). As Vidal, Morella responds in great form to his jabs, with casually delivered witty barbs.

This episode makes great use of Sound Designer David Bryan Jackson and Lighting and Projections Designer Dylan Uremovich. as well as Set Designer Emily Lotz and Costume Designer Brandee Mathies. Rand’s face appears in extreme close-up on a monitor, at times only her eyes showing. Vidal’s mother wears a large pink scarf, a brightly white domestic scene behind her. Mailer shows up in life-size, a colorful backdrop behind him. At times he interacts with Vidal, walking around him. Replicating Buckley and Vidal’s original televised debate, the screen changes from color to black and white. Director Lee Mikeska Gardner does a great job of keeping up the energy and comic timing.

Again, the episode seems to end just as the viewer eases into the rhythms and guest appearances. For those who enjoy fast-paced, short bursts of comedy, this quickness is no issue, but viewers who need more time may want to wait for more episodes are released, to binge watch. The production certainly knows how to keep viewers hooked for the next installment.

Running Time: Approximately 14 minutes.

Episode 1

Release date: February 23, 2021

John Lescault (William F. Buckley Jr.) and Paul Morella (Gore Vidal) in ‘Inherit the Windbag.’ Top left: Tamieka Chavis and Stephen Kime. Photo by Mosaic Theater Company.

Episode 1 introduces Vidal and Buckley and sets up the situation. John Lescault gives Buckley an aristocratic air of condescension toward his debate partner, while Paul Morella delivers withering putdowns. Both move quickly from wonderment at their location (Hell, or the Richard Nixon Library) to trying to take control of the situation. They work well together, arguing from the moment they first appear and each responding effortlessly to the other’s comments. Tamieka Chavis and Stephen Kime appear onscreen first as broadcasters, preparing for Vidal and Buckley’s return, then remain in the corners, occasionally commenting on the action. Chavis also has a brief cameo as Ayn Rand, doing a wonderful accent, and Kime gives a sinister voice to a disembodied Richard Nixon.

This production translates Set Designer Emily Lotz and Properties Designer Willow Watson’s set, originally intended for a live, onstage show, to the online world. Two comfortable chairs are at the edges of the screen, while a scorecard appears in a corner. Costume Designer Brandee Mathies keeps the characters distinctive, with Vidal in a black suit and Buckley wearing white.

Sound Designer David Bryan Jackson ensures each actor is clearly heard, while also adding TV static sound effects and a distortion to Nixon’s voice. Lighting and Properties Designer Dylan Uremovich enhances the surreal aspect with somewhat low lighting and altered parts of Nixon’s face appearing onscreen. Director of Photography Chris Wren and Video Editor Karim Darwish add extra drama to the production with cuts and other techniques, including a black-and-white flashback to the original debate.

Against the face of Richard Nixon, John Lescault (William F. Buckley Jr.) and Paul Morella (Gore Vidal) in ‘Inherit the Windbag.’ Top left: Tamieka Chavis and Stephen Kime. Photo by Mosaic Theater Company.

Alexandra Petri expertly captures Vidal’s and Buckley’s personalities with her witty script, while Director Lee Mikeska Gardner keeps the actors’ interactions feeling natural, even though they are all on separate screens. It never feels like a Zoom call. At just over 11 minutes, though, this first episode feels short and ends abruptly, just as viewers are starting to settle in. Hopefully, future episodes will be a little longer. And each episode can be watched multiple times until June. Inherit the Windbag blends the best of technology and drama in what promises to be a humorous and timely production.

Running Time: Approximately 11 minutes.

Inherit the Windbag is available for streaming through June 30, 2021, on the Mosaic Theater Company website. Episodes will be released February 23, March 9 and 23, April 6 and 20, May 4 and 18, and June 1, 2021. The series program can be downloaded here. For further information on this and future episodes and productions, please visit Mosaic’s home page.

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25 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (May 18-31) - HuffPost

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And somehow, the spouses of Twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in no more than 280 characters.

Every other Monday, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the previous two weeks. Read on for 25 new relatable ones that will have you laughing in agreement.

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Bazooka celebrates the 'Dad joke' in Father's Day campaign - Candy Industry

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WandaVision Star Glad His Secret Cameo Joke Didn't Backfire Too Much - IGN - IGN

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Warning: SPOILERS follow for WandaVision

WandaVision star, Paul Bettany, who played Vision in the limited Disney Plus series, says he's glad his secret cameo joke didn't backfire too much.

Obviously, that depends on who you ask but for the most part, Bettany made it out of that scenario unscathed (probably because people were too busy trying to figure out if a bug was Mephisto). During an interview with The Playlist, Bettany explained that he's glad everything blew over nicely.

"I've had all sorts of feeling about it," Bettany told The Playlist when asked if he regretted saying there was a big cameo in the show he was excited about. "Initially, it was a massive regret, which was poeple started going because I thought it was a really funny joke and was pleased with myself."

Bettany said when people started questioning if the cameo was someone like Patrick Stewart, he thought to himself, "Oh my god, people are going to be so disappointed when they realize it's f**king me again."

Bettany's joke about the secret cameo was him mentioning that there was a cameo coming in WandaVision that he was very excited about and that it gave him a chance to work with an actor he had never worked with. Fans began to scrub through Bettany's acting history to see what big actors he could have been hinting at.

WandaVision: All the Marvel and TV Easter Eggs in Every Episode

We all learned later that this big "cameo" of someone Bettany had never acted alongside was...himself. More specifically, it was the scenes featuring White Vision, also played by Bettany, interacting with Bettany's Vision toward the end of the series.

"In the end, I spoke to Kevin Feige about it and he thought it was a really good joke, a really funny joke," Bettany said. "And it didn't backfire too much. For a second there, I was like, 'Oh no, what have I done?' But yeah...I had all sorts of feelings regarding that."

Marvel Cinematic Universe: Every Upcoming Movie and TV Show

For more about WandaVision, check out our thoughts on the series in the official IGN WandaVision full series review and then read about how Doctor Strange was written out of the show. Check out IGN's list of the new Marvel movies and TV shows coming in 2021 and beyond.

Wesley LeBlanc is a freelance news writer and guide maker for IGN. You can follow him on Twitter @LeBlancWes.

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The 20 Funniest Dad Jokes From Reddit - Best Life

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It's hard to define what a dad joke is, but you know one when you hear it! Goofy puns, lame punchlines that still make you smile, resolutions you should have seen coming — the best dad jokes have some or all of those things. This type of humor is so beloved that it has its own subreddit, r/DadJokes, where Redditors drop the cheesiest gags they can think of. We're talking the best of the worst, the creme of the corniest, the dad-est of the dad. So whether or not you have kids of your own, read on for 20 of the funniest dad jokes that Reddit has to offer. We guarantee at least a giggle.

Kids can be so distant.

Every person who's given birth is technically an elite bodybuilder.

A nice set of steak knives would have gone over better.

Which explains why so many country stars sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" at football games.

Only one man can legitimately tell this dad joke.

Read it again if you didn't get it the first time.

It's true what they say: If you say it in front of your kids, they'll repeat it at the worst possible time.

Better than the alternative but still unacceptable.

Free bees?? Where?

And what's more peaceful than a slumbering bovine?

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Wear the proper protective gear, and this won't happen.

How you do that is up to you.

We're pretty sure this is Creed Bratton from The Office speaking.

He deserves some self-care every once in a while.

And she wants it right now!

And I'll be standing six feet away from you when I do it.

It's almost the same thing, really.

Hey, it's not easy to own your mistakes.

And they're never coming back.

But it might just be a pilot program.

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9th Circuit Judge Tries To Be Funny, Fails - Above the Law

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In some ways, this is the tale of two judges.

Judge Kenneth K. Lee wrote the opinion in Briseño v. Henderson, but looming over the whole sad filing was Judge John B. Owens, who joined Judge Lee on the panel.

Judge Owens has a reputation in these pages for dropping occasional pop culture nuggets into opinions, like comparing the complexity of the Guidelines to “reconstructing the Staff of Ra in the Map Room to locate the Well of the Souls” or citing a classic Twilight Zone to warn of the dangers of judging aesthetics through the eye of the beholder. It’s nerdy, it’s funny, but it’s most importantly reserved and deployed mostly to demystify by drawing upon the grammar of our times.

Judge Lee must have wanted to emulate that vibe. It goes over like New Coke.

We can perhaps sum up this case as “How to Lose a Class Action Settlement in 10 Ways.”

That’s the opening line of the opinion just to set the tone. And while left in the wilderness this might come off like the canned opening of that one wedding speech everyone dreads, it’s just the opening salvo of non-stop cringe.

While courts should not casually second-guess class settlements brokered by the parties, they should not greenlight them, either, just because the parties profess that their dubious deal is “all right, all right, all right.”

Second paragraph! He knows who Matthew McConaughey is, which passes as clever because… Memberberries.

Still hoping to strike oil…

The case is a class action about canola oil. Get it?

In early 2018, the Smucker deal hit an insurmountable regulatory jam.

To be clear, I possess a disturbingly high tolerance for dad jokes and have devoted the latter part of my legal career to the cause of lawyers taking themselves less seriously and this is grinding upon my last nerve. Alas, we’re just getting started.

Only one class member opted out of the settlement. M. Todd Henderson, a law professor at the University of Chicago…

Just when you thought this case couldn’t get any dumber, Todd Henderson makes an appearance. The Algonquin Roundtable this case is not.

Not that the substance of this case matters all that much, but canola oil made false claims on its label, the class action settled, and because so few people opted into the settlement, the lawyers ended up taking home more money than the class. So Henderson and class action critic Ted Frank pushed back in the continuing effort to erode the incentives behind public protection lawsuits.

ConAgra thus essentially agreed not to do something over which it lacks the power to do. That is like George Lucas promising no more mediocre and schlocky Star Wars sequels shortly after selling the franchise to Disney. Such a promise would be illusory. [FN: As evident by Disney’s production of The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker.]

That simile was more forced than making Rey change her name to Skywalker. Is he making a metareference to his own proclivity for forced, unnecessary asides rammed into the text for no reason other than a cloying nostalgia play?

Every year, tens of thousands of first year law students learn about Erie R. Co. v. Tompkins, and, soon after that, they become second-and-third-year law students with poor understanding of the doctrine. 304 U.S. 64, 58 S. Ct. 817, 82 L.Ed. 1188 (1938). Some of these students take the bar exam, fail, and try again or do other things. Others pass and become attorneys who still do not understand Erie. Granted, the difference between substantive and procedural law is sometimes fuzzy.

I just want everyone to understand this imagined journey from 0L to failing the bar exam exists solely as preamble to “Erie is not implicated here.” Maybe work on a tight five before planning a Netflix special.

Now comes the conclusion. Let’s play a game… what pop culture ephemera do you think gets clumsily bolted onto the end of this opinion?

A) The Theme Song From The Facts Of Life (you take the good, you take the bad)
B) Something Snide About The Room Where It Happens From Hamilton
C) The Arthur’s Sister Meme About Not Being Able To Read
D) “Class action counsel, in many ways, resembles Leeroy Jenkins…”

Congratulations Hamilton folks.

Ugh.

Professor Kreis says it best:

And “measurably” doesn’t even have to be “substantially.” Judge Owens throwing in something about a Raiders reference didn’t add much more than just calling the Guidelines “a puzzle” or something but it evokes a clear feeling. Compare with “here’s the basis of a bad SNL skit about Matthew McConaughey.”

I’ll even go one step further than Professor Kreis, it doesn’t even have to add to the opinion as long as it doesn’t detract from it. If Judge Lee ends after that atrocious “lose a guy in 10 days” reference — holy hell, can we take a second to remember that he took time to reference that train wreck? — we’d all write it off. It’s almost like he put together a writers’ room to workshop jokes and references he thought Judge Owens might potentially make and then decided to use every single one of them.

The point is, Your Honor, don’t quit your day job.

Wait a minute, what am I talking about? He’s a Trump judge rammed through on a straight party line vote. Absolutely quit your day job. Frankly, we think you’re basically the next Carson.


HeadshotJoe Patrice is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news. Joe also serves as a Managing Director at RPN Executive Search.

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Dad's Funny Grad Signs Go Viral - WFXB

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You’re probably seeing yard signs around your area with proud parents congratulating their graduates. Well, the ones for two brothers in a Houston suburb are going viral. One says “valedictorian”…and the other says “not valedictorian.” The family says they like to joke with their sons about who’s the favorite but their father assures he is equally proud of them both. The signage went viral after being posted on social media, something their family never expected. They said after four long years with many struggles, like the pandemic, they just wanted something to laugh about.

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